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Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan, public defender, pancake flipper. Southern secular Jew with Chicago roots. Reposts not endorsements, etc.
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Dealing with law enforcement can be stressful, so it’s important to know your rights before you’re face-to-face with ICE agents. While there’s never any guarantee that law enforcement officers will follow the law, here’s what they can and can’t legally do to you and what you can legally demand. ⤵️

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Good grief. Journalism is on life support these days, I get it, but how about proofreading a headline so it doesn’t mean the exact opposite of what is actually happening?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Defund these specific cops.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Good morning to all the big-brained people trying to manage their public image on a doomed social media platform that nobody reads.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

there are so many thoroughly antisocial behaviors that would shock and disturb you coming from any other human being but are completely standard for cops

submitted 4 days ago • 99 comments

I have a new exclamation

submitted 4 days ago • 44 comments

The Footloose sequel we’ve needed for so long

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Rain cut my mtb ride short so I really didn’t earn this meal. But, like, I couldn’t *not* get it . . .

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If the American right wing stands in support of the J6ers who tried to violently overthrow the government, the least the American left can do is stand in support of people demonstrating for liberation and compassion. It’s disgusting seeing dems wag their fingers at the LA protestors.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Got caught in a surprise thunderstorm on the trail and was amazed as always by how much a little water can make roots and flat rocks one million times more slippery. Bit it a couple times as I made my way back to the trailhead. #bike #mtb #singletrack

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Ideal for when the Children of the Corn invite you to a wedding

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The only way this press conference could have been better is if [redacted].

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

And suddenly it’s blackberry season in the North Carolina Piedmont.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The “center” of a triangle is actually called a Centroid, Circumcenter, Incenter, or Orthocenter, depending on the method you use to measure it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Courthouse elevator talk between cops: Cop 1: Have you been in [judge name] 's courtroom? She's new. Cop 2: Yeah. She's good. I was surprised because she's a Black female so I didn't expect much but she actually knows her stuff. Cop 1: That's good. Guess there's always an exception, huh? 🙃🙃🙃

submitted 6 days ago • 36 comments

“Why, God?” Trump begged in the oval, looking upward and surrounded by his disciples, “why must I be forced to post through this?” “Have courage, my son,” whispered a voice from Kristi Noem’s vape cloud, “I give my most insane battles only to my hairiest, most descended ballsacks.”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to the financial market bros getting ready to “shrug off” the news.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is such a stupid question for a number of reasons, but perhaps its most stupid baked-in assumption is that Elon cares about his children.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Remember the good old days?

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Interview with Harvard's 2025 valedictorian, a Chinese national, while two American men fight over nothing in the background

submitted 7 days ago • 412 comments

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Aahr nahhr groimes he’s coinceling moy carntraycts

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Trump v. Musk (2025)

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I hope those Nazis they imported from South Africa haven’t unpacked yet.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell Elon and Trump are holding back because they haven’t started talking about each other’s hair-related surgical procedures yet.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Today and only today I will enjoy Twitter content shared on Bluesky. Okay, maybe tomorrow too.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

“Time to drop a really big bomb,” Elon says quietly to himself as his bodyguard carries him to the bathroom.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe they can split the ballby

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