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they/them, fka murphyslawyer22. irl chaos demon with himbo hound and more mouth than manners. witchy weirdo with a lack of caffeine problem. all opinions mine, you can't have them. en/fr. header by @caitgreer.bsky.social
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whoever the fuck is setting off fireworks in my part of Ottawa, please know if I find you it will not go well for you stop traumatizing people and animals because you haven't advanced enough to find better entertainment than making things go boom

🎶 hello nerve pain my old friend, i'm here to say fuck off again 🎶

petition to move the july 1st holiday to the closest monday or friday instead of a random middle of the week day off so i can make plans more easily and by plans i mean taking my senior himbo hound out of ottawa so he's not scared witless by fireworks all night.

I realize posting this here is preaching to the choir. But after the Grok White Genocide thing & Ye essentially launching an exclusive Neo Nazi single on the platform... I felt motivated to write about X and how bizarre it is that so many people (news outlets, celebrities, politicians) use it

Can we do a push for Ahmad today? He's been having a hard time getting donations lately, and I worry for him. I sent €15, about $18 US; can I get matches? gofund.me/69f962fc

Any fans of #womenshockey ( #pwhl specifically) on here, highly recommend you block @undermidnight.bsky.social, a hockey poster who spends lots of time and energy on defending a bigoted player and tells trans people not to hate transphobes. No Twitter behaviour on Bluesky.

dear cis people, please note that in the absence of pronouns in your bio, i will refer to you exclusively with singular they pronouns 😌

defending britta curl is absolutely bananapants behaviour. if she doesn't like being booed, she can simply ✨ quit hockey ✨

to those of you who are unfamiliar with my hockey shitposts.. not sorry. welcome aboard and enjoy the ride. 😂

to those of you who are unfamiliar with my hockey shitposts.. not sorry. welcome aboard and enjoy the ride. 😂

alright, gonna stop laughing at Sports Dudes Online (temporarily only, don't worry) for now. supposedly i need.. *checks notes* sleep? idk, sounds fake

dude's replies: full of him defending britta curl, a bigot, to people who did not ask and do not like her because again, she is a bigot also this dude: everyone but her own teammates are so mean to her!!!1! wow, bud. it's.. almost like.. these things.. are connected? #pwhl

I may not be able to sleep, but I'll tell you what I can do, and that's laugh forever about a man accusing me of letting someone (a bigot) live rent free in my head, while his own replies are full of.. him going out of his way to defend the same bigot.. to people who literally did not ask.. 😂

anyways the undercaffeinated hockey guy really needs to get more caffeine or a social life or something, but i'll settle for muting him and recommend others do the same 😂 because it's very simple. i got driven away from the nhl. i'm not losing this league too. deal. night night bluesky. #pwhl

some dude: accuses me of letting bigots in hockey live rent free in my head same goddamn dude: wading into my mentions to slime up conversations he wasn't part of to defend said bullshit. my buddy, my guy, my pal, the call is coming from inside the house 😂 #pwhl