tobygillman.bsky.social
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Low-fat and (more importantly) cheap alternative to cream.
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Huh. NZ only apparently.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced...
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How do we know that you just didn’t get Donald Trump to hold up a feijoa?
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“Fuck you John. Feed me.”
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They should call themselves Feminists Against Porn.
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I think that maybe the paint chips are being hammered into his brain.
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Wait, who’s that?
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It will turn out that he hasn’t seen any of those reports, so he has no opinion.
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Just think, one day soon he won’t even have to ask.
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Judy Bailey! Perfect example!
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Governments would fall.
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Surely one day soon she will unleash this awesome power.
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I think you’re discounting the possibility of being called a cunt by Suzy Cato.
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Excellent from Dom McGlashin, but would have been too good if it was Toogood.
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It depends, how many bullets do I have?
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In a fight?
The gorillas.
In a debate?
The gorillas.
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Maybe someone should tell him the parable of the scorpion and the frog.
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This guy resurrected Tullen snips. Bought a pair a couple of years ago in 1970s green. Available here - www.tullen.co.nz
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Are they really cats without their widdle pointy ears tho?
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No specifics, but apparently it’s possible to go college and spend less than the equivalent of a couple of new Ferraris.
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Do the women in his house use a fork? Is he forced to crap in the yard because they use the toilet?
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It’s because of their foreign student intake that US universities are able to charge American students their famously low, low fees.
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Unfortunately the last train service to NZ was shut down some time ago.
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I’m not sure they needed much more vindication at this point.
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You mean I don’t get a prize?
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Ding-ding-ding! Parmar it is!
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God-tier of puppies
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Oh my fucking god
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My first guess was Parmar, but Upston is a dark horse favourite as well.
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Person, woman, man, Clooney.
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I am fuck, I contain multitudes.
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There’s fuck off and there’s fuck off is what I’m saying.
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Conversely, we all told the progressive Zionist dude to fuck off, frankly I wasn’t feeling the love.
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No chips on this shoulder!
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If you deport him into the Sun you have my (non-existent) vote.
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Classic move of the NZ-whisperer, lump us in with Australia.
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“My genius businessman boss is about to open his mouth, quick, sell everything!”
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I agree with El Presidente, would look prettier painted yellow or orange.
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He’s had enough of your bullshit Gary.
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And afterwards your PC would run like a rocket (ie: hopefully open Outlook Express without crashing).
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I first really noticed the change when Jane Clifton took over the Listener politics column back in the day. Went from discussing the issues to the horse race overnight.
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Yes, that was my reaction to watching The Phantom Menace as well.
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Here ya go
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*insert Claude-Rains-in-Casablanca .gif here*
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Unless, perhaps, when it’s your actual job to drive random cars.
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I was thinking “shartballer”.
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I’m getting strong “has never read a book” vibes as well.
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Mind you, I’m not sure if I’ve ever met a cat that’s just a goofball.
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That’s the look of a deadly serious cat.