me at the board meeting - yes, you should increase my total comp to 50 billion dollars and you can trust my judgement because I only ask every 10th child of mine to punch me in the fucking face
Meanwhile, TFG sitting next to him is trying to get him to gaslight in real time. "I didn't notice it...you can hardly notice it...tell the reporters there's no black eye right to their faces. Don't answer that question. It's not visible. It never happened. Lie and lie frequently and flagrantly."
I like the idea that Musk is training his child to be a sociopath, but the fact that he volunteered this means the explanation is almost certainly something else.
Musk's whole life and career are flagrant lies, and this will be no different.
I dare Elon to show me ONE 5 year old that has both the fist mass and the acceleration distance to give some on a black eye. Bonus points if that child has a fist big enough to have an impact area the size of his eye socket.
Getting a black eye from a toddler is not rare. Getting one because you told them to punch you in the face is incredibly stupid and irresponsible parenting, and I’m therefore inclined to believe him about it.
Elon is either saying he can get wrecked by a five-year-old, or this is a dig against whoever hit him by comparing that punch to a kid's punch. Either way, LMAO
[Stephen Miller, standing on a milk crate in the corner out of shot, seething, vein sticking out on his forehead, tiny fists balled in rage]: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Absolutely credible, Elon nailed this one. Anyhow, there cheers to the follow-up question, ”What does that mean?” Spokena as if Musk hadn’t said anything funny in the slightest! Which he hadn’t.
…he easily could have just said the kid was in his arms and did a quick wiggle, as children are known to do, and bonked heads. Instead “I asked my kid to hit me”. Wtf.
Knowing how his mind works, I worry that he did something awful to his kid, realized he had done so, and thought that the way to "make amends" was to have the kid do this
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This entire thread is brilliant
Knock his ass out!!!!
Musk's whole life and career are flagrant lies, and this will be no different.
Follow up question…
Were you high on drugs at the time, you asked your son to punch you in the face?
If so, was this drug prescribed or illegally purchased?
/sarcasm
Not something you'd want to teach a child.
https://bsky.app/profile/nikkimcr.bsky.social/post/3lqfvfpt7ps2s
That is the office of the President of the goddam United States. It’s sad AF.
The kid was probably missing his mom.
(Harder than a 5 year old, even?)
https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2017-03-03/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-stephen-miller
https://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/cnn-bricht-interview-mit-trumps-chef-berater-stephen-miller-ab-a-1186649.html
He really is just completely socially (and physically) impotent lmfao
Dipshit.
Please burn that Dogefather t-shirt too.
https://bsky.app/profile/mowstadon.bsky.social/post/3lqfx236p422m
I really hope that asshat doesn't have any pets.
"I was really really high, and I asked my 5 year old to punch me in the face"
A parent claiming he gave his five year old child permission to punch him in the face, resulting in a black eye. Who does this?
Trump, referring to the black eye: I didn’t notice it. “I don’t know” seems to be Trump’s slogan for his second term.
My awareness and memory are both currently on “AutoPen”.
Trouble in Thruplesville....
Either he got clocked by Steven Miller (who doesn't have a scratch on him) or he's so pathetic a 5 year old can beat him up.
And the BEST LIE he could come up with was "my 5 year old beat me up because I asked him to?" He couldn't claim it was an adult?
In case he goes off script again
🤣😂🤣
Of course you didn't.
How on brand though that Musk could be decked by a five year old