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tonydeighton.bsky.social
A Stranger in a Strange Land. Brother, husband, father, grandfather, friend. Retired but working hard for a fair society. I live in the UK and long for it to rejoin the EU. No Tarts, no Crypto & no secret societies - FFS!
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America This is your king: Ripe teats Soiled crevices And leaking pipe work. Loose unfolded conkers stroke his pale knees. A large amalgam of porridge & custard sloshes inside his chive scented underpants. He gurgles. America He is your Dad. Feel proud. Happy Father’s Day! 🇺🇸

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Anyone watching Hanza on Country File this evening, they are looking for Orcas not far from where my MIL has a house.

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In the UK today is Father’s Day, I was tasked with handing out to men old enough to be fathers chocolates wrapped like tiny footballs. Women present divided: 1) those who remembered getting a daffodil & 2)those who also remembered getting a daffodil but took a chocolate anyway. #NoDessertIllEatYours

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It’s 30c and hotter in the sun, so that’s why after 6 months opportunity to clear the briars from the spot in which I want to grow tomatoes & aubergines I have been busy with a mattock

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On Tuesday we did some tie/dyeing with my granddaughter, because she is only 3 we did it in the garden with her stripped down to her knickers. There was some dye left over so Mrs Tony decided to do tie-dye one of her T-shirts. I just reminded her she needed to do it topless in the back garden.

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Thames Water bosses should be in jail, now they are trying to blackmail the Government. They just need to be behind bars don't they? Fly tippers can get 5 years, they should get 5000.

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What the fucking fuck? What did she do? She was just trying to get home! Kudos to the lady videoing

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