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We have 7 12 year old boys here for a sleep over tonight and I know it would be wackadoo but it’s REALLY wackadoo.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

submitted 5 days ago • 366 comments

Building a new bed for my son tonight and I’m maaaaybe crying

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Whoa-hoa-hoa HELLO

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Acting like we didn’t all know Biden was elderly and frail and there was some sort of cover up is bizarre.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

your energy actually is finite and spending time fighting about the former president while the current president is putting this country in a wood chipper seems like a bad use of it

submitted 10 days ago • 83 comments

Anniversary of the 1980 Mount St. Helens explosion, which means I am once again duty-bound to post this phenomenal photo from the Spokesman-Review of this cool guy in shorts venturing out in ash-filled Spokane for an emergency beer run. Wild times.

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Nauseous with anxiety today

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Will RFK and the republicans campaigning against fluoridation be the thing that FINALLY convinces Portland voters to fluoridate the water?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

phew glad that got cleared up

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

Happy 5/11, the day that celebrates how tall I am 🙂

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Nearly *three-quarters* of American wine exports to Canada vanished by the end of the second full month of Trump 2.0. Hard to overstate how much damage he's inflicted on what had been a $420M+ annual market for US winemakers. Whether this business ever comes back is an open question.

submitted 18 days ago • 14 comments

Unbelievable cruelty.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Read this headline, then read it again. Starving civilians "by design." 116,000 metric tons of food assistance—enough for 1 million people—waiting at the border. Israel won't allow it in.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

When my parents got married, their marriage was illegal in seven states. That’s how recent this shift is: my (still living) parents could not visit some states for the first four years of their marriage.

submitted 20 days ago • 34 comments

I seriously thought that students not using their brains and letting them rot inside their heads was going to be the existential problem with ai in academia, but now I see that the death knell is actually the total disruption of good faith and trust between teachers and students

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Wait. I only just found out Cole Escola is from CLATSKANIE.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: new pope moves to replace wine in communion sacrament with malört

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

just so we’re all clear: the reason they keep using dolls as their example is because they’re trying to frame caring about material stuff as feminine and thus inherently shameful

submitted 22 days ago • 660 comments

Any discourse about generations that pits them against each other, strictly defines them or makes broad statements about who they are is hacky and bad for the soul.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Oooooo

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“Population will be moved, for its own protection.” Never again, right?

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submitted 25 days ago • 124 comments

there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...

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submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

God he looks like dog shit

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

There's a new speakeasy at the PDX airport and, plot twist, it's not a dumb pretentious gimmick pdx.eater.com/2025/4/24/24...

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

The orange salsa that came with your chips at Chez Jose on broadway in NE Portland

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

It's Earth Day. Stop using ChatGPT.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the REO in REO Speedwagon stands for Really Enjoying Ourselves! those guys sure knew how to have a good time

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

“frankly, he has not won an election since before I was born” Lmaooooo

submitted 40 days ago • 333 comments

Milestone: taking 10 and 12 year old + 1 friend each and dropping them off at the Minecraft movie. We will be at the adjoining restaurant so we’re AROUND, but I do hope they conduct themselves reasonably.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments