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21 days ago
BREAKING: new pope moves to replace wine in communion sacrament with malört
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Those bland wafers? Out.
Tavern-style pizza? In.
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tekweenie.bsky.social
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20 days ago
YESSSS‼️
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marlo.ooo
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21 days ago
our minds
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
🧠 🤝 🧠
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milfordthomas.bsky.social
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21 days ago
malort is the deep dish of liquor
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dothog.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Eat this brat, for it is my body.
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wcfk.bsky.social
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20 days ago
This would be a huge move toward dismantling the church and I hope it happens
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deeks549.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Noooooo! I want Gewurztraminer!
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
sorry, new rules from chicago pope
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deeks549.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Fuck that guy
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
i have yet to be aware of chicago pope having NA versions of jesus blood either
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deeks549.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Stay tuned, Chicago pope may have some breaking announcements coming
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nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social
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21 days ago
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
UPDATE: body of christ will become a chicago dog on sesame bun; wafers insufficient for holding all the toppings
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
INCREDIBLE: new pope is amending mass; prayers will end with “da bears” instead of “amen”
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jeanswithpockets.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Deep dish Body of Christ
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jfc2024.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Poppy seed bun????
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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21 days ago
ah fuck that’s what i meant
busy afternoon & of course i mis-seed the bun when i’m doing quick posts on my smoke break lol
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djtommypizza.bsky.social
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21 days ago
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tekweenie.bsky.social
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20 days ago
Did I post this already?
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vulcant1369.bsky.social
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21 days ago
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gokupants.bsky.social
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21 days ago
New Bibles will be made using Chicago typewriters.
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bryan.town
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21 days ago
@kiki.whitecanof.monster your time has come
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kiki.whitecanof.monster
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20 days ago
I’m ready 😎
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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20 days ago
“your honor, the new blood of christ is also medicinal & is exempt from prohibition”
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kiki.whitecanof.monster
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20 days ago
*youth pastor chair spin* you know who else wormed his way onto some wood?
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ericplais.bsky.social
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20 days ago
guy obsessed with the movie titanic raises hand
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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20 days ago
about all I know about malört is that one company had ads like "this is the night you fight your dad" and how bad their product tastes
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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20 days ago
oh malört has legit fun lore though!
lmk if you’re interested!
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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20 days ago
malört night at brit's place?
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
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20 days ago
gather round weirdos
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boombutton.bsky.social
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21 days ago
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yooberz.postes.club
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21 days ago
real
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nyawatkins.bsky.social
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21 days ago
drag the Eucharist through the garden
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notthecops.bsky.social
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21 days ago
and is he really replacing the eucharist with Lou Malnati’s? Can he really do that?
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boombutton.bsky.social
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21 days ago
Everybody was all scared about the Illuminati but it turned out the Vatican just wanted to bless the world with deep dish
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Tavern-style pizza? In.
busy afternoon & of course i mis-seed the bun when i’m doing quick posts on my smoke break lol
lmk if you’re interested!