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Priscideformis-The Ancient Tinggl3'11'0602

Joe slowly turning into one of these guys.

racing stripe

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

DIVORCE INCOMING

please? 🙏🏻

4 months and he's "disillusioned and frustrated" and quits in a huff - totally juiceless. cannot get it done

Wow! Incredible resource for artists!

Katie Miller: I can't take it anymore. My husband's dick looks like the umbilical cord that a dog eats after it gives birth. I need to get laid so bad that even you will suffice. Elon Musk: Haha epic honey badger. Tiger blood winning, haha [reveals dick that looks like perfect beige minecraft cube]

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

It's really funny that at one point culture had to pretend that glasses don't make people look hotter. Hey foureyes you have an angel's face your heavenly gaze framed by glass as if it were art

I am pre-emptively mad at how easy it is going to be for Musk to jangle keys in front of a few journalists and build an absolution narrative but quietly hopeful that his public reputation is permanently irreparable and that the glowing articles and soft-focus pics all land like a fart in a church

Netanyahu says "this is a war of civilisation against barbarism" Palestine at the UN "Is it civilised to bomb indiscriminately, to commit daily massacres, to kill entire families.. to block aid & starve a people? If this is civilised, what is barbarism?"

I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit

Seeing memes online that the Lilo & Stitch live action sucks because Lilo gets handed over to CPS and Nani goes to college, but what happens to Stitch? Does he get euthanized or what.

Still absolutely baffling that Gumshoes beat Komala.

I just don't understand why we tolerate a state of affairs where some people can go "nvm lol" and discard multiple years of people's work while taking away their livelihoods

i don't think we fully appreciate how funny the outcome of this is going to be

look, I don’t have much positive to say about jobs right now. but growing your creative skills is never a waste. in a world that prioritizes “good enough for non-experts” and the simulacra of competence, growing a practice of critical and artistic thought helps you from sliding down into the muck.

once more with feeling uvw-cwa.org

La Sombra

Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.

もみもみ (continuation at www.patreon.com/akairiot)

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day 66 of making a cow tools every day unless I don't

revenant

🫐 Blueberry 🫐

This is infuriating. Front Mission 3 is basically a holy text for a young The Emotion Engine and if for some reason the source material wasn’t available to rescan I have about 500 people following me on this website that would knock it out of the park for a week’s worth of Little Ceaser’s.

This happens every time someone shares a fanart I made with the voice actor and they like it. 🫠

Gendered Intelligence have shared new guidance for maximising trans inclusion after the Supreme Court Judgment Read it here: genderedintelligence.co.uk/page/how-to-...

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Endless monday

life when you start blocking the 🇺🇸✝️ on sight

just by volume the two main types of things americans say to me are 1) "stop talking about the US, you're not from here" & 2) "tired today, you say? we're all tired too - tired of the cheeto in the white house, that is!"

Reading about corporate lobbying against child labor laws in the 1920s and it's the same shit, they never change. It's socialism. It will destroy business. Leave it up to the states. Parents know better than politicians.

Stop what you're doing. The BBC are refusing to broadcast the film they commissioned on Israel's attacks on hospitals. Let's subscribe to the documentary makers - so we can ensure as many people watch it as possible if they release it themselves. Click here: www.youtube.com/@BasementFil...

Klonoa Concept 'Klonoa: Door To Phantomile' PlayStation

“She means ‘fewer.’” - a Harvard graduate

Thames Water have been fined £123 million due to their 'unacceptable' impact on the environment. But as long as the profit motive remains, water companies will keep ripping off customers and polluting our water. Time for water companies to be run for people, not profit.

Clinical psychologist, Dr. Graeme Hart, explained: “Beth was lucky to have been diagnosed with autism 20 years ago. She likely would have been missed today – she’s never even had blue hair.”

I think I first met Alan Yentob when he came over from the BBC to interview me for an episode of ARENA titled “I Thought I Was Taller: A Short History of Mel Brooks” around 1980. He was so bright and warm and engaging, I immediately knew I had found an important friend.