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Purescript, Erlang, Rust, C, Typescript - but probably actually talking shit about video games or shit talking about code. I hail from http://codeofrob.com and that probably tells you everything you need to know about the quality of my posts.
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That’s me, I play golf now

Had this little monster visiting for the weekend, the house is so quiet now he’s gone but i do also already miss him a bit 😂

Eeesh, did one of the endings for expedition 33, very French, like a ton of bricks

Being thrown shade this morning by a computer

Out in Spain doing band practise with my dad (we’ve got a gig in Edinburgh soon 😂), we’re slowly getting things to “merchantable quality”

Kinda where it’s at atm. Online discourse is pretty distorted but in general what Israel is doing RN is wrong okay

Lineker made a mistake. Owned it. He's not perfect, far from it. But speaking out against genocidal maniacs is on the right side of history.

@jonmolyneux.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jim.... let's see some of this up our parts now yeh?

One of the problesms with learning to play golf, is that The Algorithm knows, and is now sending me endless snake oil remedies to "fix my swing" or "drive further than ever". There is no way to say "I will never buy any of this". I've done hobbies before. You can't buy the result of hard work.

Rare that I do splits that look like this!

Anyway, my favs were Sweden, san merino,Estonia, and Switzerland- lesssgooo #eurovision

Holy fuck, the Swiss have a real sense of humour

Holy fuck, Estonia #eurovision 😂

Can we stop infusing coffee with shit during processing now please, seems every speciality roaster is now buying this shit and it isn't always immediately obvious without reading the small print.

Takes a lot for me to get around to cancelling any sort of subscription, but that's my Labour membership yeeted (Not that I've actually voted for them in years)

It's a nice problem to have, but I've been working outside on my laptop all week (yay) and if the damned sun would just stay in one place so I didn't have to track the shade around the garden that would be fab.

@streettrash.bsky.social might not have been quite ready for that battle 😂

If you lay off a principle software engineer who worked for you for close to 20 years, 'because business needs it', while the company made $25.82B(!) profit, you really don't understand how much 20+ years of experience in your company is worth. Shame on you, Microsoft

Today's thread is about something I'm rather experienced with... How to Get Fired With Both Grace and Aplomb

I still dont quite understand the math of a company that posted $25.8B in last quarter's profit then cuts 3% of their workforce maybe thats why I was never cut out for management