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So far all of my decrees have been useless
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I love jokic but i also like SGA i like caruso i like the NBA. And also if you put caruso's defense on jokic onto SGA he would foul out in 6 possessions.

The laws of god are higher than the laws of man i say to myself as i steal a twix

Of all the dudes I've heard say "i should either be dead or in prison" what percentage have ever actually been in such dire circumstances? I set the over under at 1 and take the under.

"My problem with ..." Let me just stop you right there.

Dont understand the "bites at the apple" metaphor to mean a chance for something good to happen, the more the better. You hear it in basketball, often regarding the draft. A bite at an apple is not a chance of anything. It's just a mouthful of apple. There is no apple bite thats like the big prize.

Me: NBA playoffs start soon im excited. Wife: Oooo do they get to wear special outfits? Me: They're called uniforms. And yes.

Saying psspsspss to a cat is probably like a tourist going to texas and doing a bad accent and saying howdy yall

Those tears dried quick, straight KILLER 🤷‍♂️ #nbasky

I feel the same as everyone else. I was right about everything.

Random reddit comment said "you're giving way too much credit to trump and way too little to the stupidity." This is my entire worldview.

Inside the heart of my political enemies is 4chan

I roll with the college educated women

I'd love to be more proactive and less reactive but I'd settle for just being more active.

Feels like the world is designed to inflict maximum annoyance on a person like myself.

I am very wise but my actions are very foolish

I have a small amount skepticism about the idea that all snowflakes are truly unique. I know you haven't checked them all.

Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

I dont like that peaked is spelled piqued

The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

It's NBA EXPANSION WEEK at @ringernba.bsky.social! To kick things off, I tried to answer the question: Are we SURE expansion is a good idea? I'm not so sure. (Please don't hate me.) www.theringer.com/2025/02/18/n...

Collection of cool jokics quotes: "Suit means business." "Winning is a lifestyle for us." "We are eating the same bread."

Thank you, Hubie Brown!

Me to loved ones: hey! We dont let setbacks set us back! We're better than that! Me facing one setback: Go on without me. Leave me in the gutter where i belong. I was never meant to have goodness in my life.

I cannot believe what i am seeing

Lenin: ". . . it would be enough to arrest them for a few weeks so as to uncover their dirty deeds . . .to show all the exploited people who really needs the war." To show people who really needs the war. Strong phrasing.

IQ is too traditional and old fashioned like basic box stats. We need some advanced metrics. What's my brain's PER?

SGA and Jokic having a little MVP off

During the heil salute watch the face. Its small but you see it if you pay attention. Its warm smile, then while firing off the salute and for a moment after his face gives him away. He is clearly saying 'how do you like THIS!?' Its the same as flipping off a lib or something.

Me? Personally? I dont vote for that kind of thing

"We are fortunate president trump..."

Watching a movie is more or less always a good idea

Inside the mind of a Silicon Valley fanatic. Peter Thiel makes Orwellian analogy bwtween today’s liberal democracy and South African apartheid - and calls for a truth and reconciliation commission to uncover the crimes of America’s “ancien regime”. Beyond nuts www.ft.com/content/a46c...

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

this is worth reading if only as further evidence for the thesis that these self-proclaimed philosopher capitalists are total morons who huff paint and call it insight

All I can say about this Peter Thiel op-ed in the Financial Times is that it reads like something he actually wrote. No comms team or AI chatbot is capable of producing this strange paranoid string of sentences www.ft.com/content/a46c...

An embarrassment to Peters everywhere

A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.

Anyone who wraps a burrito, professionally or for recreation, is derelict in their duty if they do not MIX the ingredients BEFORE rolling it up.

I hearby grant It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a Lifetime Achievement Award for outstanding work in the Field of Television.

High moral is useful

Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism forward.com/news/686797/...

#NBASky!!