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I am elite, ELITE at watching movies.

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I love jokic but i also like SGA i like caruso i like the NBA. And also if you put caruso's defense on jokic onto SGA he would foul out in 6 possessions.

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The laws of god are higher than the laws of man i say to myself as i steal a twix

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Of all the dudes I've heard say "i should either be dead or in prison" what percentage have ever actually been in such dire circumstances? I set the over under at 1 and take the under.

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"My problem with ..." Let me just stop you right there.

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Dont understand the "bites at the apple" metaphor to mean a chance for something good to happen, the more the better. You hear it in basketball, often regarding the draft. A bite at an apple is not a chance of anything. It's just a mouthful of apple. There is no apple bite thats like the big prize.

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Me: NBA playoffs start soon im excited. Wife: Oooo do they get to wear special outfits? Me: They're called uniforms. And yes.

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Saying psspsspss to a cat is probably like a tourist going to texas and doing a bad accent and saying howdy yall

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Those tears dried quick, straight KILLER 🤷‍♂️ #nbasky

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I feel the same as everyone else. I was right about everything.

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Random reddit comment said "you're giving way too much credit to trump and way too little to the stupidity." This is my entire worldview.

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Inside the heart of my political enemies is 4chan

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I roll with the college educated women

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I'd love to be more proactive and less reactive but I'd settle for just being more active.

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Feels like the world is designed to inflict maximum annoyance on a person like myself.

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I am very wise but my actions are very foolish

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I have a small amount skepticism about the idea that all snowflakes are truly unique. I know you haven't checked them all.

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Man what the fuck did we do lmao look at this shit

submitted 103 days ago • 327 comments

I dont like that peaked is spelled piqued

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The phenomenon of “leftist language policing” is 99% a product of centrists whining about it constantly. I almost never encounter it in real life and requests for vocabulary updates are typically non-binding guidelines for formal written documents.

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It's NBA EXPANSION WEEK at @ringernba.bsky.social! To kick things off, I tried to answer the question: Are we SURE expansion is a good idea? I'm not so sure. (Please don't hate me.) www.theringer.com/2025/02/18/n...

submitted 106 days ago • 19 comments

Collection of cool jokics quotes: "Suit means business." "Winning is a lifestyle for us." "We are eating the same bread."

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Thank you, Hubie Brown!

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Me to loved ones: hey! We dont let setbacks set us back! We're better than that! Me facing one setback: Go on without me. Leave me in the gutter where i belong. I was never meant to have goodness in my life.

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I cannot believe what i am seeing

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Lenin: ". . . it would be enough to arrest them for a few weeks so as to uncover their dirty deeds . . .to show all the exploited people who really needs the war." To show people who really needs the war. Strong phrasing.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

IQ is too traditional and old fashioned like basic box stats. We need some advanced metrics. What's my brain's PER?

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

SGA and Jokic having a little MVP off

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During the heil salute watch the face. Its small but you see it if you pay attention. Its warm smile, then while firing off the salute and for a moment after his face gives him away. He is clearly saying 'how do you like THIS!?' Its the same as flipping off a lib or something.

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Me? Personally? I dont vote for that kind of thing

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"We are fortunate president trump..."

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Watching a movie is more or less always a good idea

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Inside the mind of a Silicon Valley fanatic. Peter Thiel makes Orwellian analogy bwtween today’s liberal democracy and South African apartheid - and calls for a truth and reconciliation commission to uncover the crimes of America’s “ancien regime”. Beyond nuts www.ft.com/content/a46c...

submitted 145 days ago • 46 comments

every single one of these guys is an incel loser who thought that being rich would make them popular and well-liked and when it didn't happen they lost their minds even further

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this is worth reading if only as further evidence for the thesis that these self-proclaimed philosopher capitalists are total morons who huff paint and call it insight

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All I can say about this Peter Thiel op-ed in the Financial Times is that it reads like something he actually wrote. No comms team or AI chatbot is capable of producing this strange paranoid string of sentences www.ft.com/content/a46c...

submitted 145 days ago • 167 comments

An embarrassment to Peters everywhere

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A mere surmise, sir. Very uncertain.

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Anyone who wraps a burrito, professionally or for recreation, is derelict in their duty if they do not MIX the ingredients BEFORE rolling it up.

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I hearby grant It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a Lifetime Achievement Award for outstanding work in the Field of Television.

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High moral is useful

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Scoop: I obtained a confidential presentation outlining how a major conservative think tanks plans to go after volunteer editors on Wikipedia who it says are "abusing their position" and promoting antisemitism forward.com/news/686797/...

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