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"I Know What You Did Last Summer" is the most distinctly American horror premise, "what if there were consequences for running a pedestrian over"

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This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

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they also have to believe that the people who won are actually competent and planning things (ditto Putin pulling all the strings etc) because otherwise their childish faith in America falls apart completely nah we dumb as fuck

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 15 hours ago • 511 comments

I saw someone on the other site say Musk and Thiel planned this to make Vance President. Even if they’d discussed such ab idea (would not surprise me) this is not a plan, this is a petty burning all the bridges down crashout by a perennial poster.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns

submitted 72 days ago • 100 comments

Third Anglo-Boer War.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 15 hours ago • 84 comments

Good show. Good Batman pastiche. And Carbonell of course went on to other things

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

submitted 17 hours ago • 51 comments

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

submitted 16 hours ago • 83 comments

And if you close your eyes…

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In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

submitted 16 hours ago • 29 comments

Odds are some people will find out this way

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Remember the Swede? Me neither.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE. Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high. By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

submitted 18 hours ago • 185 comments

(To the tune of "Kokomo") 🎶 vagina dentata 🎶

submitted 18 hours ago • 38 comments

today

submitted 17 hours ago • 90 comments

Yeah that seems like a plausible re-alignment. But it is funny to imagine Musk gunning for a Ross Perot pivot. He'd lose so much money to so little effect

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Few artists’ entire body of work have meant as much to me over the course of my life as Drew Struzan’s has. With his gift every movie felt epic & important whether the artwork was framed in the movie theater lobby or sitting on the video store shelf.

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

For the good of the country and indeed the world, Elon Musk and Donald Trump must hash out their differences and make peace, and also that conversation must happen while both of them pilot this two-person submersible I made down to the wreck of the Titanic.

submitted 19 hours ago • 36 comments

To be fair the game is no longer available in digital stores. You’d have to get it second hand now.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I found an (unofficial) list of federal laws Elon Musk may have violated during his raid of the U.S. government. It is lengthy and comes with a lot of jail time. badfaithtimes.com/the-bad-bad-...

submitted 23 hours ago • 9 comments

Hawkeye becoming a serial killer in japan for no reason is very weird and no one talked about it even in his own show

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

I remember in the 00s Karl Rove talked about how Republicans won elections not by pivoting to the centre but by firing up their base voters and well that’s an idea. That’s an idea you could try. You want to keep taking ideas from the right take that one

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Like what the fuck are they even thinking

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AI is the opposite of learning so I'm doing great by never touching it

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

oh, word. what a deal.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

one of the simple joys in this world is that you can still break the brains of the most connected and elite politicians and pundits with your computer

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

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Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime

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I love Patrick Stewart because he seems so kind and so eloquent, and then his ideas for Picard were always "I think Picard should do more punching and screwing"; and if you read his memoir, it's poetic meditations on theatre mixed with "And then I saw a beautiful woman and ruined my life"

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

You know you’re losing the plot when you go onstage to talk about saving America but start with, “So anyway, someone named @feral_economist called me a neoliberal crouton.”

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Getting banned from r/whatisthis because I replied "that's my wee nephew" to every post

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It’s also his first non-franchise film since his (really quite good) debut feature Fruitvale Station. His film career has been going from a Rocky sequel to Marvel movies. Really was time for a ‘For Me’ uh there.

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we, uh, absolutely notice. even my kids notice.

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