wibbyfib.bsky.social
Just ask the government about me, they already got my info ✌️
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With grocery prices so high, it’s the cheapest thing on the menu
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I feel that, for me I’ve been in my bear era. Where I hibernate from the world for several months.
Was diagnosed depression, but I’ll deal with that in the spring 💤💤
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*looks at 49x cheese*
I’m so sorry, but sacrifices must be made 😭
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Fuck social norms, embrace your inner Pac-Man
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Eat up buddy, groceries are expensive
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To clarify, the word often followed the statement, “No, you can’t cure covid with…”
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I had the same thing in 2020 with “Hydroxychloroquine”
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Easy, sell the kids and you should have just enough to buy half a carton of eggs
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This post
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It’s all about the cover, add things that book banners would find no problem with entering schools. For example: guns
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This is my depression anthem
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How is it not 2027 already
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I mean, it wasn’t wrong
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1. Fire people
2. ???
3. Profit
Like, did they get their business plan from South Park??
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How dare they make such an egregious error, send me the link and I’ll be sure to investigate these volumes throughly
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Autocorrect be tryin to make people honest
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This got me 😂
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With American health care being the way it is, I feel like it’s been a while since the government was anti-cancer
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If they were capable of thinking they wouldn’t have bought a Cybertruck
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Salsa often makes me anxious. People take it as a sign that they are welcome to snack with and talk to me.
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Sorry, I got the zoomies
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Damn that’s cold, break up with me via text like a decent person
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Ah, an excerpt from my church camp journal
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Thank you for your service
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Bold of you to assume he could even read the names on the ballet
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Shakespeare always did have such an eloquent way with words 🌹
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Thank you, now I know what they’ll feed me in hell 👍
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Can I still get the money if I’m like a really chill ghost? Like no scaring people, just using the wifi and watching casino drama unfold
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This interaction would win silver at the Socially Awkward Olympics
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Your mouse pad is my perpetual emotional state
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I’m so freaking dumb, when you said Elmo my first thought was “What type of financial corruption is happening on Sesame Street?”
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The war between the bread and toaster families is ancient and unforgiving
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And here I was blaming gluten
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WHAT?!
*Googles for answers*
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😂😂😂
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I like to think this is what they mean by “Rage Against the Machine”
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Me, daily
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I used to love reading this! Gave me the best kind of night terrors 10/10