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Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
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“And no one talks about it” The fuck am I supposed to talk about? What do you want me to do with this information and how often am I supposed to bring it up in conversation?

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We’ve all had enough of getting fucked around

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

The word jicama is an acronym for “jesus I’m craving a mediocre apple”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Sticks

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Gift article🐻 wapo.st/3Hk6U1f

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By EOD, everyone in this fucking Teams channel is gonna wish they’d never heard of me

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Irritating to still have the ability to be disappointed by stupid destructive shit Texas does

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In better news, although my heart is broken for my kid, two of my squirrels are back.

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I love a good recusal

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Didn’t find the thing I was looking for but did find 3.5g of weed still-vacuum packed and everything🤩

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For the THIRD YEAR in a row I have needed ONLY ONE TRY on my glaucoma puff test! (I took a beta blocker)

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POV: [shudder]

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Greg, May 2022

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My second most difficult aunt described her long term friend’s husband as, “Milquetoast. LOVES Wordsworth, if you can imagine,” & I rolled my eyes knowingly because I don’t have time to get into it with her.

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Song sparrow with impressive/frightening toenails. 📷🌿🪶

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OK so good news...I think we can get these preconditions on our charts, since literally every single person on here has depression.

submitted 2 days ago • 49 comments

Please don’t take pictures of me when I’m eating

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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

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Today, in news that wont make you want to die: Gift article wapo.st/4kqOpGK

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Did not realize British people pronounce “geyser” like “geezer”. I love it.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Greg just realized some shit

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

alcohol is never the answer unless the question is “why is grant like this”

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Greg and Terry

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My electric toothbrush stopped working, so I had to break out my acoustic.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Four coffee enemas a day sounds fine, but five is pushing it

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

new hat

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Universities can't even have a Gay Sex Command Center anymore, because of woke.

submitted 3 days ago • 105 comments

Look how pretty his wings are

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Good Morning! ☀️🪶🌵

submitted 3 days ago • 283 comments

Mac & Beans 🥰 #petrats

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it was a girl but she put on Gummo

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments