wonderasmur.bsky.social
A bear singing into the void. He/they
I make relaxed audiobooks of lit and poetry. Sometimes I write stuff. I don't make money at this; it's for fun and wonder. (My day job is whispering to robots.)
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You're bad at keeping secrets.
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Now I'm nervous to ask if my profile is up to snuff.
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Before anybody accuses me of spreading misinformation on the internet: This is #fiction #microfiction #notreal #pleasedonttakethisseriously.
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Depth increases
perceived more profound
as thought decreases.
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It's quite a compliment to call this a "theory". Undeserved I'd say.
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But Yoda *was* a poet. A Jedi poet. Duh. He turned aphorisms into poetry by putting the words in a blender.
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Thoughts distilled
to songful reflection
the poet makes
#poetry ?
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#poetry
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A Brief History of This Morning
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MOAR POWER?
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But the real story is that Concept2 rower behind the couch. Post about your fitness religion for maximum social credits.
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2/2 … holding his weapon in this fight as the mayor’s posse rolled up to the courthouse. He untied the bundle and stepped out of shadow before them.
“It’s time, mayor, we discuss the water use proposal,” he intoned, unfurling the parchment within. “We have concerns about clause §5.11.4a.”
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Jack's whiskers twitched, his lanky body tense as the sun crested the flat horizon. A tumbleweed rolled down Main St and his eyes followed it to the dry dusty plains. He knew what was at stake for his people—those could be gardens to feed them.
He fingered the long leather-wrapped bundle … 1/2
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Yeah, it's #poetry already, but just in case that's not obvious I elucidated it:
Woke Gnostic Left
Secure in their insight
Seeking truth within
Balancing our batshit
It's intolerable.
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I think you could end this sentence after "well" and still have sound advice, tbh.
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Did you scare them off with Occam's Razor? I always keep one handy for situations like this.
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I'll play along if I can do it in #poetry form (with bonus pun):
Elusive ionized electrons
Uncountable until
Resplendently transformed
By brilliantly clear GEMs
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OK, I missed the Indy Jones announcement. Now I get it.
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Help a boomer out and explain it please?