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Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they
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Oh you're moving to Minnesota? What are your pronouns? [not asked in the way you should just genuinely ask everyone their pronouns but rather sarcastically but not sarcastically like you're a phobe but affectionately sarcastically like you're an f-slur calling your fellow f-slur an f-slur]

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Please donate to Doctors Without Barbers these physicians desperately need a haircut will you help

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Fuck your star sign tell me if you're an Eleanor a Chidi a Tahani or a Jason

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Sorry for selling out and betraying everything I'm about as an artist

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Hello bluesky today's discourse is: Is discrimination against people who think cilantro tastes like soap ableism

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Oreo written in Korean looks like a bad AI attempt at rendering the word Oreo in English

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Minnesota sexual health doctor be like "dö yöu knøw how tö dö the butt swāb"

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Zootopia 2: There's A Snake In This One

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who makes YouTube videos about "DEBUNKED! Lifting with your BACK not your KNEES is SOMETIMES okay!"

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Look man unruly horses do a lot of ketamine too and none of them ever tried to destroy the world

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

$10000 in 2009 is worth $14952.90 today and yet Chopped has UNJUSTLY REFUSED to adjust its prize money for inflation, how is Stacy from Omaha, who got into cooking when her saint Nobel peace prize winning grandmother made her a PBJ, supposed to open her own restaurant in this economy

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you New Orleans for introducing us to the furry who has lived down the street from us all this time on the day we are loading a truck to move away, fuck you very much

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Every year or so the entire city of New Orleans will flood because someone forgot to turn on the one working pumping station and then the mayor will fly to Amsterdam to tour their infrastructure and say "wow Amsterdam really has their shit together" and then won't turn the city into Amsterdam

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

The body and blood of Christ

submitted 26 days ago • 57 comments

[Dolly Parton voice] Toebean...toebean...toebean, toe...bEEEEEaaan

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Up In Smoke but everyone except Cheech and Chong are replaced with muppets

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments