xerxes.gay
Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they
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It's the mipples all right
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Suck my ass
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ifyaknowwhatimean
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Oh god no I would be less embarrassed to have made a fortune from like poisoning baby whales or something than if I'd made it from fucking bitcoin
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TL;DR an entire adulthood of faith in humanity has cost me five million dollars but you know what in 2012 I needed money to go have gay sex at a furry con so no regrets
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Twilight is a trashy romance novel for straight women where the entire point of the genre is the tension of not fucking. It belongs next to the checkout counter at the supermarket with cover art of shirtless Fabio on a horse, but it has vampires in it so we mistakenly thought it was for us
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Cw demon tw*nk
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It sure is where we're all going these days
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Just moved here last week!
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No no no we have moltovs which are a completely different thing (molotov cocktails made by your dyslexic boyfriend)
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Alternate universe where Poland adopts the chopstick (only one though) (you stab pierogi with it and pop em in your mouth)
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But not the knife because what lunatic would have a weapon at the dinner table
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You're a real mesnch, Jacob Faustenstein
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Thank you for responding, my actual boyfriend was too slow
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Not me but I'm dating one, what you need me to tell em to do for you
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Well tell us, how IS your damaged ding dong
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You're a banger of a poster
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Trust you, you should know
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What part of zipper merging is where you floor it the moment the light turns green and then slam on the brakes 10 centimeters from the next red light
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Lived here 2 days and already learned the only thing happening on Minnesota public highways is ope lemme just squeeze right in there as a combat sport
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Hey now I ride one cause motorcycles are also gay
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The best time to migrate the servers to a friendlier jurisdiction and incorporate a non-AZ entity to own it was the year-plus ago that we saw this coming but the second best time is in the next 90 days and that's pretty doable
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Sorry that you've become a famous queer icon
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I had to escape the string "\\" in javascript the other day and figuring out how to do it almost made me quit programming forever
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Makes me wanna plant some seed
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No they were examining the desks we were curbing and found @zekefox.com's Furry Fiesta conbadge in there and were like "uhhh do you still want this? Also what's your sona"
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Yes we do it's called New York now, another better organized city
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A risk I'm willing to take
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She's only the Sistine Chapel cause she transitioned from Brotine Chapel