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Lead singer of @dogparkdissidents.com 🎤 Purple fox 💜🦊 Queer af 🏳️‍🌈 Anarcho-jewish ✡️🏴 Xenogender drag animal ✨ he/they
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"The dude!" -how @zekefox.com refers to Professor Charles Xavier

Hey baby do you wanna go

15 years on from when I'd been sucked into the orbit of some bitcoin chud who predicted "it'll be $100,000 in a year" and now it's actually $100k and I no longer have the 50 I paid him 50 bucks for, I don't lament how could I be so stupid, but how could I not think everyone else could be so stupid

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Sorry to say the environmental impact of AI is currently overblown and is likely to be completely solved in the near future They're not likely to solve the problem that everything it does sucks so thankfully you can still rip on it for that

Oh you're moving to Minnesota? What are your pronouns? [not asked in the way you should just genuinely ask everyone their pronouns but rather sarcastically but not sarcastically like you're a phobe but affectionately sarcastically like you're an f-slur calling your fellow f-slur an f-slur]

Please donate to Doctors Without Barbers these physicians desperately need a haircut will you help

Fuck your star sign tell me if you're an Eleanor a Chidi a Tahani or a Jason

Sorry for selling out and betraying everything I'm about as an artist

Hello bluesky today's discourse is: Is discrimination against people who think cilantro tastes like soap ableism

Oreo written in Korean looks like a bad AI attempt at rendering the word Oreo in English

Minnesota sexual health doctor be like "dö yöu knøw how tö dö the butt swāb"

Zootopia 2: There's A Snake In This One

Guy who makes YouTube videos about "DEBUNKED! Lifting with your BACK not your KNEES is SOMETIMES okay!"

Look man unruly horses do a lot of ketamine too and none of them ever tried to destroy the world

$10000 in 2009 is worth $14952.90 today and yet Chopped has UNJUSTLY REFUSED to adjust its prize money for inflation, how is Stacy from Omaha, who got into cooking when her saint Nobel peace prize winning grandmother made her a PBJ, supposed to open her own restaurant in this economy

Thank you New Orleans for introducing us to the furry who has lived down the street from us all this time on the day we are loading a truck to move away, fuck you very much

Every year or so the entire city of New Orleans will flood because someone forgot to turn on the one working pumping station and then the mayor will fly to Amsterdam to tour their infrastructure and say "wow Amsterdam really has their shit together" and then won't turn the city into Amsterdam

The body and blood of Christ

[Dolly Parton voice] Toebean...toebean...toebean, toe...bEEEEEaaan