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(he/him) #audhd - God dammit, we've got to be kind! - Stone cold drip king - Spotify called me a Coastal Grandmother.
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i think most white americans who have never been Policed don’t realize that you are always already a criminal. the second anyone with institutional power believes you to be, needs you to be, or wants you to be a criminal you are and always have been.

submitted 71 days ago • 33 comments

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Sure would be spectacular if someone did it today. And don't limit yourself. This is a buffet, not a snack.

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine what RFK would say if it WASN'T Autism Acceptance Month.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

The US Government is doing the plot of Major League (see also: Ted Lasso S1). Except the lovable losers they've chosen to tank the season are monstrous, vicious, cruel, inhuman caricatures of villainy and excess with unchecked power. And instead of maybe winning the big game, all the humans die.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Just signed up. Let's do the thing.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

The original opening line of Billy Joel's "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant"

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Moo DANG!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?

submitted 77 days ago • 117 comments

"We need to encourage people to have kids" "If you get married and pregnant you become an unperson who can't vote or make decisions about your body – which is subordinate to the state your husband and and your biological role to die on the cross of fertility subject to the whims of God and sepsis."

submitted 77 days ago • 9 comments

Who could’ve ever foresaw except all the people who did and got arrested for doing so

submitted 78 days ago • 42 comments

Making it tougher to romanticize nonviolent gentleman bank robbers and their victimless crimes.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

submitted 78 days ago • 428 comments

Holy shit, is Nathan short for Jonathan? ...Jonathaniel

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

"So, a spreadsheet is a form without any skin." - Me, trying to explain something to a coworker to make it less intimidating

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

It’s simple: it’s anti-Black racism.

submitted 81 days ago • 81 comments

I'm not happy, I'm just resting my cries.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Between ads for Becoming David and season 3 of Reacher, Amazon is cornering the "put giants on TV" market.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

High-in-IKEAtown Population: this guy!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

well, actually, schrödinger is the name of the doctor not the meownster.

submitted 83 days ago • 10 comments

Less than 40 pages into @claymcleod.bsky.social's Wake Up and Open Your Eyes and what I'm loving most is the subtlety. A less keen reader might not see the sly parallels to the world outside of the book.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

for the potato fears not death

submitted 178 days ago • 589 comments

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

submitted 88 days ago • 126 comments

Winona Ryder looks so young in this photo

submitted 259 days ago • 9 comments

This is, as far as I can tell, a real ad by a company trying to get more Tesla owner business.

submitted 88 days ago • 40 comments

That's a weird hill to die on, I say to myself as I'm scouting for spots

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

@screamqueenpodcast.bsky.social congrats on 20!

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

And yet! Our greatest investigators still haven't caught her.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

imagine how devastated you would be if someone replied to any one of your posts with "your whole thing is bull shit"

submitted 89 days ago • 14 comments