Now hiring for the following positions: - hot dog apprentice - assistant to the regional moat monster - Mothman impersonator (for weddings and funerals) - catacomb cleaning crew Apply today! - ThreadSky

riversidecasino.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Now hiring for the following positions:
- hot dog apprentice
- assistant to the regional moat monster
- Mothman impersonator (for weddings and funerals)
- catacomb cleaning crew
Apply today!

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o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social•7 days ago

Which one offers the fastest career path to Rodent Mime Supervisor

couponforpoupon.bsky.social•7 days ago

pacifismenjoyer.bsky.social•7 days ago

this is my chance to finally learn to be a hot dog

bensmom33.bsky.social•7 days ago

I thought the catacombs had a skeleton crew for cleaning.

jasonthephotog.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm not combing any cats

herayuga.bsky.social•6 days ago

Get me on that catacomb team asap.

hazydayz.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’ve always dreamed of being moth man.

dancinghedgie.bsky.social•7 days ago

The moat monster DESERVES a good assistant.

o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social•7 days ago

He works so hard, and is overwhelmed with paperwork

drdarrell-c.bsky.social•7 days ago

What does mothman really do? Wave his wings and hiss at people? 😻😻😻

suzai.bsky.social•6 days ago

Is the hot dog apprentice paid in hot dogs?

dustyelegance.bsky.social•7 days ago

The weddings and funerals line got me lol

frank8465.bsky.social•7 days ago

If I get trapped in the catacombs, do I have to pay rent?

ghosananda.bsky.social•7 days ago

Is the most monster position hourly or salary?

sonnybrava.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hot dog apprentice sounds demeaning and underpaid, I’ll do it!

snadwai.bsky.social•7 days ago

This sounds more like the lineup for the sickest underground music festival.

spoonsie.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hi yes I'd like to apply for the position of moth man I personator? Yes...yes...my qualifications? Fluttering around in an awkward manner close enough to be a bit scary, carnal lust towards light fixtures and I will eat fabrics when distracted for but a moment...yes...yep...and I'll hear back in?...

emceekayvee.bsky.social•7 days ago

What’s the educational requirement for the hot dog apprentice?

gavinmcdougal.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's at least a Masters degree.

emceekayvee.bsky.social•7 days ago

In what field tho? Mine is in Catacomb Maintenance.

gavinmcdougal.bsky.social•7 days ago

I thought I read that it needed to be in ancient runes and spell craft? And can I say how jealous I am? I wanted to get into a catacomb but I haven't died yet. :(

Thank you, that was horrible but I tried lol.

zarkunit-1.bsky.social•6 days ago

peightonmurphy.bsky.social•6 days ago

I have been a professional Mothman impersonator for graduations for almost 30 years. I’m sure I can apply the same skills and enthusiasm to weddings and funerals (especially funerals).

orvilledbacher.bsky.social•7 days ago

What is the promotion prospect for say, hot dog technician or even maybe one day Vice President for Elongated Meat.

justjulie.bsky.social•7 days ago

I have a masters in cryptoxenobiology from Arkahm University. I've successfully achieved level 23 as a cleric in the local DnD club.
I'd like to apply to be assistant to the regional moat monster. Reccs available.

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