Due to a security breach at the River Side Petting Zoo, tonight’s burlesque show will be postponed until all dancers and ostriches are accounted for - ThreadSky

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riversidecasino.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Due to a security breach at the River Side Petting Zoo, tonight’s burlesque show will be postponed until all dancers and ostriches are accounted for

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o-ouroborus-o.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sounds like the start of a zany romcom

chrros.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤪🥂🍾

bensmom33.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pretty sure having dancers in a petting zoo is an OSHA violation.

georgewherbert.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ostriches were born an OSHA violation. They peck mere mortal OSHA violations to death twice a day.

holidayrobb.bsky.social•6 days ago

Kind of an OSHAt! Situation.

ladymittens.bsky.social•6 days ago

Are we talking 100% or like a reasonable 82%

lee-coursey.bsky.social•6 days ago

Do dancers and ostriches truly need to be accounted for? Or is the very act of “accounting” a human construct, an illusion of order imposed upon a world that thrives in chaos? Perhaps the show was merely a suggestion, and the real performance was the escape itself.

savetheanimals.bsky.social•6 days ago

What exactly do the ostriches do. They really belong in the wild

pootietang.bsky.social•6 days ago

The raccoon lord knows.....

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