They need to change soccer goalposts to whatever they make football goalposts out of. They hit the “woodwork” regularly in soccer. The sound would really serve to liven up a soccer game. Speaking of the which, you watching Real Madrid v. Barcelona?
Every time a Bears fan hears a DOINK in January, Matt Nagy gets his wings. Or something like that, don’t quote me. Anyway, it’s a terrible PTSD-inducing event. Have we hired a coach yet?
I would honestly be OK with a panel of judges whose only job is to award points based on the quality of the sound of the doink. A make is 3. A doink is anywhere from 0-5 based on the judges.
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"Oh... he donged it off the upright!"
https://www.theringer.com/2021/10/20/nfl/nfl-doinks-cacophony-kicking-failure
This is the way the half ends,
This is the way the half ends,
Not with a doink but with a bong