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Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again. Bravo

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the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes

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the republic has fallen

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new gender neutral greeting just dropped

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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

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The Vatican conclave has elected a new pope: a dog in a hat! A surprising choice for the traditionally conservative institution, but it's also a very random funny thing to pick! When asked about the new pope, one cardinal said "We will continue being powerful pedophiles." The hat was a newsboy cap!

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I love to live in a luxury condo in a simulacra walkable town outdoor mall where everything is a Sephora or a Cafe Nero and they have Adirondack chairs to sit in by the roar of the highway connector.

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I'm a New York Times headline writer - I have been kicked in the head by a mule no less than four times and every single instance was because I was sniffing its asshole

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there’s already technology to solve this problem, it’s called a barbecue grill

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you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

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Americans really do grossly underestimate what a difference “walking everywhere” makes when they travel like yeah the walking is the reason you lost weight while eating bread in Italy, it’s not because Italian bread is imbued with magical nonna sprinkles that give it fewer calories

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Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?

submitted 30 days ago • 71 comments

The closest thing I have to a Christian theological belief is that Mr Beast is the Antichrist

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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

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everything bad about the internet, tv, and every single generation is all on extremely stark display right now. only a race of angelic elder millennials who don't watch videos can get us back on track

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im sorry but if a judge wants ME to stop putting this watermark on every page he's going to need to roll 15 or better

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Amazing how so on point Andor is.

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I’m not sure I can handle the news being all metaphors agin

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went to see "sinners" and caught a preview for marvel's "thunderbolts," which looks like it was made for a world that ended a decade ago and was sold with a pitch like "hey, do you wanna watch a tv dinner?"

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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

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I see people comparing Trump to 1700s mercantilists. That’s not quite right. Even 18th century mercantilists knew that if you were trying to use tariffs to boost your trade surplus, you wanted to tax imports of finished goods, not the inputs www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/tru...

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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

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We were getting close, but we have officially hit ‘Anne Frank’ level of Fascism

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It will definitely be an event when this eventually runs head first into castle doctrine.

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could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

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there's an entire industry of jobs that exist only to support the lifestyles of the super rich that sound like satire until you run into someone on linkedin advertising their skills as a "personal rinser." "private silks specialist." "blowjob sommelier"

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Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

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