Holy shit. This isn't a gag? Someone did this on a real filing? I thought at first you'd made a dragon lawyer or some such for a roleplaying game and were taking its background write up to the next level.
Guilty of absurd levels of cringe!
One million years of beatings with jumper cables and the public burning of your fursuit and massive collection of bad dragon anus-wrecking implements.
Court adjourned.
Comments
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69837453/1/jane-doe-no-2-v-clinton-county-of/
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.miwd.114988/gov.uscourts.miwd.114988.6.0.pdf
One million years of beatings with jumper cables and the public burning of your fursuit and massive collection of bad dragon anus-wrecking implements.
Court adjourned.