JD Vance destroyed the college football national championship trophy and killed the pope in the same week. - ThreadSky

mollyknight.bsky.social • 11 hours ago

JD Vance destroyed the college football national championship trophy and killed the pope in the same week.

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bluedoggy.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I can relate. I always feel a severe sense of despair and hopelessness whenever JD speaks.

benbrad4d.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Vance The Destroyer of worlds.

diceprophet.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Not to be outdone by the US, the Vatican vows to elect an even more hateful sex pest to make the last guy seem like a saint in comparison

sirala6.bsky.social•10 hours ago

This just in: the Dalia Lama, the Eccumenical Patriarch of Constantinople, and The Chief Rabbinate of Israel have all turned down requested from the VP, as well.

ccmdoc.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He’s truly magical.

freetofic.bsky.social•10 hours ago

He has the opposite of the Midas Touch

freepanz.bsky.social•8 hours ago

timkrauss.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Why couldn't he have killed Ohio State instead of the Pope?

bobloblaw72.bsky.social•10 hours ago

JD Vance is the Frank Drebin of Brick Tamlands.

pp8010.bsky.social•10 hours ago

My dear. You've won the internet for today.

Please take the rest of the day off.

wallybuan0.bsky.social•10 hours ago

For some reason I’m remembering potatoes at the Naval Observatory

pqpolitics.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I hope reporters mention those two events while asking Donald Trump did you hire a vice president that was cursed?

derekmlacey.bsky.social•9 hours ago

We will never know all the couches defiled in the same time period as the MSM won’t report on it.

joeymonzo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

One more to go.

pun916.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Pretty fucking American to be fair!

klownspeach1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

This Motherfucker killed the Pope!

klownspeach1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

ginadalfonzo.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Out: #ETTD
In: #EVTD

poulsbohemian.bsky.social•10 hours ago

JD take Pope

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•11 hours ago

he's winning over Jill Stein voters

randipumpkin.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Poor pope couldn't survive meeting JD Vance, Satan, in the flesh

billnemacheck.bsky.social•10 hours ago

There was an SNL, skit where John Belushi is Damien from the Omen, but the parents say he's ok, because they read the 666 as 999 from above. Totally unrelated, but it popped in my head.

dannykugler.bsky.social•5 hours ago

juliecheckoway.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Everything Vance touches dies

stargazerheights.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Dude's vibes quite literally have AOE damage

marktl.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Is he heading to see Modi?

danadelibovi.bsky.social•9 hours ago

He is just so odd. Helping me feel a little less worried about the cult transferring their adoration to him

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Legend

midlifecrsisactor.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Hillbilly assassin.

donbuddin.bsky.social•8 hours ago

C'mon JD, give trump a big hug and a kiss on the cheek.

ftorange518.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Rule of 3. What will be the third Vance event?

We’re all thinking the same thing. 🤞

dwh14147.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Fingers crossed

perchorin.bsky.social•11 hours ago

These things come in threes. Let’s hope he has a face-to-face meeting with POTUS soon.

brazenhussy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

He's very talented.

gpfliesfree.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Everything about the Trump Administration reminds me of the film, "The Devils Advocate"

helenkennedy.bsky.social•11 hours ago

These things come in threes. I'm worried.

etxgov.bsky.social•10 hours ago

ND set up Vance to fumble the trophy for his own team. Pope set him up to be blamed for his death.

The 3rd thing could be good.

jaymiemoore.bsky.social•10 hours ago

If I were Modi, I'd cancel dinner plans.

grifftheimpaler.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I'm hopeful.

jamiroqueer.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Me too, he was just made “tariff czar.” Touch those tariffs baby, pick them up

uselessusername.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Maybe he'll be the one to figure out how to actually collect the tariff money since that still has an under construction gif when people actually try to pay

gerrylev.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Most VP's don't do much but JD is special. What a week.

michelepa.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Who knew he could be so effective?

mollyknight.bsky.social•11 hours ago

@darthbluesky.bsky.social these things happen in threes Darth. What will he ruin next

robertcameron.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Send JD into a closed-door meeting with Trump...

scottwithrage.gobirds.online•11 hours ago

The Eagles are supposedly visiting the White House next week.

gritch1966.bsky.social•9 hours ago

MOLLY, HE’S WORKING ON RUEING THE COUNTRY, BUT HE NEEDS MORE THAN ONE WEEK TO ACCOMPLISH THAT..!

tsbigler.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Maybe he'll go talk to Donald when he gets back

billiecat.bsky.social•10 hours ago

And then he'll be President.

tsbigler.bsky.social•10 hours ago

A President who doesn't have a cult following, who is actively hated by most of the cult in fact. Means more Republican opposition since Vance's threats wouldn't scare a toddler.

Still an objectively evil guy, but easier to fight without the cult.

billiecat.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Not disagreeing with you. Just would be the only one of his kills that wasn't a bad thing.