the hotel in The Shining wouldn't try any of that with if i was there, on account of my winning personalty. in fact it'd probably help me write a great book
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You’re so smart and chill you’d take a photo in the hedge amaze that would be your Christmas card next year. You’ll send one to your moms with a galley of your new novel “Wendy & Danny, I love you!”
never said nothin about smart but if i did get my dumb ass lost in there all the ghosts would be hollering out hints and those eerie twins would bring me hot cocoa and a snack
Do you know the stage opera version of The Shining? Some director thought that the movie didn't do it justice so they created a whole opera with some really wretched operatic singing.
the bartending ghost would be like, "we all wish you'd always been the caretaker cause of how you're such a chill dude" and i'd go, oh come on i bet there's been lots of caretakers cooler than me, even though i know all about the hotel's gruesome history
that bathtub lady would stay hot the whole time but we'd just be friends cause i'm only here for the winter and neither of us wants a long distance thing
they'd edit me into that old picture as a cute joke and we'd all have a good laugh about it and i'd say, you know i almost feel like we really have been friends for that long, and Lloyd would be trying not to cry
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If the maze lets you, anyway. I hear the hedge animals hold a grudge.
Like launching himself over the big staircase, sliding into Wendy and Jack's feet while they cheer for Danny and then hug and kiss each other.