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sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
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104 days ago
I hope my funeral guest book reads like bad Yelp reviews.
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edmorrish.bsky.social
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100 days ago
are these reviews of the funeral, or reviews of you?
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sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
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100 days ago
Reviews of me
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edmorrish.bsky.social
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100 days ago
sass, be real; you’re never going to get less than 7/10, looking like that. not even if you killed someone’s parents.
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shane.is.tired.fyi
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104 days ago
sloppy presentation, but came quickly
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lemmiecaution.net
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104 days ago
"Terrible service. Waited an hour and no one even took my drink order."
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anjilslaire.bsky.social
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100 days ago
My favorite eBay review from 20 years ago, from the buyer:
'**** he didn't crap on it. Not one bit. Nope'
That still lives in my brain and I use it as the basis for all my reviews to this day. I'd be honored if that's how I was remembered in my guest book.
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debbiemia.bsky.social
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104 days ago
Isn't is amusing how we spend our whole lives gathering people to attend our funeral?
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sask.bsky.social
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104 days ago
Kinda hoping for a small crowd. I'd like to outlive all my enemies and most of my friends.
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dreamcatcher01.bsky.social
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104 days ago
😂😂🥰
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mickgould.bsky.social
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104 days ago
I'll do my best.
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sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
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104 days ago
You're a real one
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chillychronicle.bsky.social
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104 days ago
At least you’ll know you’ve urned it.
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canucklehead-ca.bsky.social
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104 days ago
⭐️❎❎❎❎ Terrble conversation. Basically lifeless. Would not recommend.
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lacroixboi.dadguy.online
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104 days ago
💀🏆💀
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sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
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104 days ago
👈🏼🏆👈🏼
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divab.bsky.social
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104 days ago
😂😂
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'**** he didn't crap on it. Not one bit. Nope'
That still lives in my brain and I use it as the basis for all my reviews to this day. I'd be honored if that's how I was remembered in my guest book.