Trump continuing his “only the very best” when it comes to appointments… - ThreadSky

katiephang.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Trump continuing his “only the very best” when it comes to appointments…

New: Trump names his personal lawyer Alina Habba the interim US Attorney for the District of New Jersey. Habba previously represented Trump in the New York civil cases where he was ordered to pay $450m for inflating his net worth and $83m for defaming E Jean Carroll

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carison.bsky.social•5 days ago

Good. At some point it will implode.

carriesweet.bsky.social•5 days ago

Because she's pretty, not smart
https://hillreporter.com/alina-habba-i-wouldn-t-be-trump-s-lawyer-if-i-wasn-t-pretty

prairiecrab.bsky.social•5 days ago

Jeez…..given her stellar performances in court, NJ is now the place for federal criming.

17762025.bsky.social•5 days ago

What a great pick up for the Trump administration. Can’t wait to see all the court cases she loses for him like the rest of them.

sbros99.bsky.social•5 days ago

Only the best in the Trump meritocracy lol

pinktweets.bsky.social•5 days ago

There are a lot of parking garages in NJ.

He is banishing her from the pile of tacky in Florida.

linconroy.bsky.social•5 days ago

On behalf of NJ, what the fuck!?

rrussell25.bsky.social•5 days ago

She must give one hell of a bj

ahangingthread.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hey. I live in NJ and I object

saint43.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hahahahaha
Best my ass

samael-reborn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Pffff... trump could have nominated a very competent judge, but instead, he went for "alina alina alina, seatdown and be quiet". What a great day to be New Jerseyan 🤣🤣🤣👌

yecats47.bsky.social•5 days ago

Wait… does this allow her to have any input or power over the immigration case that has been moved to New Jersey? @katiephang.bsky.social please tell me no!

ilovecouy26.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oohh that would be her undoing!! She has no idea how to litigate a parking ticket!! But it will be good for the defense!!

ericvonzipper13.bsky.social•5 days ago

Alina Habba is a dumb F

Which is why she works for trump.

4inchesofice.bsky.social•5 days ago

This will get interesting.

primeimages.bsky.social•5 days ago

Is she the same lawyer with a dismal record of defending her clients in court and often scolded by the presiding judge for misconduct during trial? Ahhh yes...she'd be the perfect person for the job! 🤣

michaeljjohnson.bsky.social•5 days ago

Recall Habba said , “I can fake being smart.”

which, at first, seems kinda dumb.

After further reflection, in view of her record, it actually is dumb.

auralsects.bsky.social•5 days ago

Well she failed at being pretty, all the ugly inside overwhelms the outside

rollsroycemerlin61.bsky.social•5 days ago

Remember what she said to Judge Kaplan in the E Jean Carroll case??

"I don't know how to try this case Your Honor"

michaeljjohnson.bsky.social•5 days ago

I didn’t know that. Thanks for additional context.

jmohrbsky.bsky.social•5 days ago

Congratulations, tfg. This speaks volumes.

vnufallen.bsky.social•5 days ago

Habba is dumb as a doorknob

ryanoconnell79.bsky.social•5 days ago

Uh...as a resident of New Jersey, can I say "no thank you?"

igotpopcorn.bsky.social•5 days ago

Didn't he lose both those cases?

dogntexas.bsky.social•5 days ago

And people keep failing up.😞

jaylionel.bsky.social•5 days ago

Trump is going to try to appoint Hannibal Lecter to a position sooner or later, isn’t he.

mariagambrelli.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yes. And he’ll be pissed when Hannibal neglects to thank him.

bresocks.bsky.social•5 days ago

Great choice! Hopefully it will help him fall faster!!!

tyrcatmandude.bsky.social•5 days ago

Remember, he hires only the best people🤣🤪🥴

rodgilbert.bsky.social•5 days ago

Going to be a big rise in crime in the NJ District

schatzkin.bsky.social•5 days ago

Loyalty trumps incompetence and willful ignorance.

boilerplatejunk.bsky.social•5 days ago

I have quit being surprised. But let it be noted: that woman is a complete and utter disgrace to her profession. A clown fascist, double-speak dystopian poster child.

andyheppelle.bsky.social•4 days ago

We’ve seen a lifetime of dishonorable acts from current POTUS! I keep remembering him mocking a disabled reporter, the hooks that seeing that public mocking and bullying put into our hearts. His bullying and dishonor gave permission to his minions to do the same. Think about it. https://youtu.be/cEWlM8Ygxlw

pbpaul.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hopefully, Alina becomes the first of many tRump lawyers to be debarred and sent to prison. One can always hope!

wkyvet.bsky.social•5 days ago

Her talents must extend to the bedroom.

mariaelisabettaphd.bsky.social•5 days ago

she lost that case for him yet ... he rewards her !

mleeds2048.bsky.social•5 days ago

Great Choice 🤡😆. Habba was part of Trump's legal team during his New York hush money trial when he was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. 🤡😆🤡

countrygal.bsky.social•5 days ago

Alina doesn't mind dwelling in the sewer.

moronthislater.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm sure the fine attorneys in the district are really excited about this revolting development.

tshenkman.bsky.social•5 days ago

Well…she is the “best “he could find Now I guess the Paul Weiss quislings are also part of the best team. Who would hire such a firm that gravels & bows. So much for zealous advocacy

shafm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Is this to get her out of his orbit, a la Kimberly Guilfoyle?

dgiant.bsky.social•5 days ago

My initial thought, but unfortunately in the summer - he spends a lot of time at Bedminster. Eew.

shafm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ew indeed!

kagavin.bsky.social•5 days ago

lol. That was my question! She’s a disaster.

redhardino.bsky.social•5 days ago

It done servicing the tates?

ilovecouy26.bsky.social•4 days ago

Cant wait to see her in court again!! She is comical !!

billyofohio.bsky.social•5 days ago

It must be nice not to be held accountable

charlesknuffke.bsky.social•5 days ago

For an anti-DEI President, his appointments are dripping with favoritism toward underperformers.

redhardino.bsky.social•5 days ago

Dripping under...what?

plannedtheride.bsky.social•5 days ago

Remember, kids~~you can go from being a parking garage lawyer to being a presidential appointee if you're slimy and corrupt enough.

spursiceman.bsky.social•5 days ago

Pushing out the last pussy grabbed

emoltzen.bsky.social•5 days ago

Maybe she's learned the rules of evidence since last summer.

mariondaisy.bsky.social•5 days ago

The only requirement is to be a defender of lies and lunacy, no actual proof of intelligence required.

lmdaniel.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's never about merit with Trump but how hard one can grovel and lie.

steedpeel23.bsky.social•5 days ago

She is incompetent. The team will laugh at her behind her back everyday.

eyeswideopengrl.bsky.social•5 days ago

And she was fined and sanctioned for her involvement in that case... yeah, only the very best....

nj-it-mom.bsky.social•2 days ago

SMDH!

nj-it-mom.bsky.social•5 days ago

😔

meatballmom1.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤦🏽‍♀️

markwm303.bsky.social•5 days ago

Losing is the new winning!

njsideshowbob.bsky.social•5 days ago

i mean, she has to get compensated somehow for her prior legal work.

joyously-clear.bsky.social•5 days ago

I know who that dumb whore is!!!

oldstoney1957.bsky.social•5 days ago

Habba the hooka

ace2448.bsky.social•5 days ago

He’s trolling us. Again.

otho32.bsky.social•5 days ago

Cool. I was afraid he might appoint somebody competent.

joeschmo999.bsky.social•5 days ago

Now it will be renamed, Golden Jersey Dome:
"The total area of the State of Israel is 8,630 sq. miles"
"The total area of the State of New Jersey, is 8,723 square sq. miles."

unsupervised-rebel.bsky.social•5 days ago

The bar for Trumps “very best” lawyers is so low, it’s less like the legal profession as an institution and more like a stale environment with a sticky floors and karaoke.

maxganzii.bsky.social•5 days ago

Strong men appoint the best men they can find.

Weak men from their insecurity appoint fools and lackeys.

tyllia.bsky.social•5 days ago

Her knees must really hurt and her mouth has been very busy sucking his mushroom

janicenj.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yuck!

gerrylev.bsky.social•5 days ago

Expertise in parking garages was a requirement for the position.

lordboise.bsky.social•4 days ago

. . . aand how much has she been ordered to pay in sanctions?

spiker715.bsky.social•5 days ago

"The best" won't work for him so he gives the lawyer who lost two cases for him, and was an attorney for a parking garage.

cinjaa.bsky.social•5 days ago

NJ is in for some hurting

rollsroycemerlin61.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Only the Very Best"..as in this statement Habba made to Judge Kaplan during the E Jean Carroll case??

"I don't know how to try this case Your Honor"

jasonlopez1322.bsky.social•5 days ago

Great news New Jersey, if you are charged with a federal crime in NJ there is a pretty good chance you will win your case.

demare.bsky.social•5 days ago

It's Habba Dabba Doo!

greysky209.bsky.social•5 days ago

So I guess neither the Founders nor Congress in its infinite wisdom ever considered that the entire personal legal team - of a criminal defendant - could be hired by that person to serve in the DOJ. Seems like an obvious conflict, but hey, Congress has Post Offices to name.

me-shell.bsky.social•5 days ago

People are learning that he throws them under the bus when he no longer needs them or when the heat gets on him so no one wants to work with him or for him