Tangent, but everybody gives you shit for eating iceberg lettuce “because it lacks nutrients” MF it’s water in roughage form how is that a bad thing???
That is a myth. It’s true celery has very few calories. But the human body is very efficient in the sense that it can do a lot of hard work on just a few calories. Cherry tomatoes? I love them. But I usually use my fingers.
Celery burns more calories than you get from it cause you have to factor in the effort of picking it up, raising it to your mouth, biting it then spitting it into your napkin and walking to the bin cause its fucking gross.
Part of the reason cherry tomatoes are hard to hunt is that they have a defense mechanism like that frilled dinosaur in Jurassic park, where they spit juices in your eyes
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I’ll have to try that with my Wonder tomatoes, tomorrow!🤣
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.
A poem I first heard when a child that's always stuck with me.