How the fuck is it 1am. How the fuck is it June. How the fuck is it even 2024, that is such a bullshit future scifi year. This is getting ridiculous. It's gotta stop at some point. We just need a rest.
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right? Like could time give us a fucking minute. Could you give us a fucking minute, time? You are all of time that is so many minutes could you give us just a couple to catch our breath.
You need to slow the fuck down.
When you were 5 the next year was 20% of your lived life. Like forever.
When you get to 50, the next year is going to be 2% of your lived life. You won't even notice it going past.
Slow_the_fuck_right_down.
Smell some flowers.
Stare at your squeeze for a few months.
Chapo is doing this bit about how 6' guys can get away with anything
"Hunter Biden paid me and one other girl for a private dance, blasted Fleet Foxes on his phone and then smoked (what I assumed to be) crack. IDK he just made me feel incredibly safe"
I mean all guys get away with shit constantly it's not just the tall ones, but I don't think we're ever going to be ready on the species level for the conversation around hot/height supremacy lmao
the average height of an adult male in the UK is 5' 9" meaning for every 6' guy there is a 5' 6" guy but we act like 6' is average, 5' 9" is short and 5' 6" is a criminal offence
the only way to fix this is to destroy capitalism starting with Ben Affleck
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When you were 5 the next year was 20% of your lived life. Like forever.
When you get to 50, the next year is going to be 2% of your lived life. You won't even notice it going past.
Slow_the_fuck_right_down.
Smell some flowers.
Stare at your squeeze for a few months.
How the fuck did that happen?
Fuck!
"Hunter Biden paid me and one other girl for a private dance, blasted Fleet Foxes on his phone and then smoked (what I assumed to be) crack. IDK he just made me feel incredibly safe"
and I'm losing my mind
the only way to fix this is to destroy capitalism starting with Ben Affleck
I feel like it probably skews left if anything. Every short king thinks he's gonna be a tall billionaire someday smh