when he had given thanks, he broke it & gave it to his disciples, saying, “take & eat; this is my body—it is not fungible"
and thomas did speak, "my lord, what is...'fungible'?"
jesus did shake him off, then took a cup & he gave it to them, saying, “drink from it, all of you. this is slurp juice"
and thomas did speak, "my lord, what is...'fungible'?"
jesus did shake him off, then took a cup & he gave it to them, saying, “drink from it, all of you. this is slurp juice"
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what if jesus came back as an nft and we ignored him 😔
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and jesus did chide him for doubting. "a lotta y'all still don't get it," he spake. "slurp juice is my blood of the covenant. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape & 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes"
jesus put his hands in his hair. "it's like you're *trying* to piss people off, jude"
"my lord, i seek to understand thee"
in the voice of a hyena, peter did lisp "my lord, i theek to underthtand thee"
and the disciples laughed
jesus did nod.
and matthew said, "i shall make other small wafers—identical to this—and be a king among men!"
jesus nodded at peter, who did slap matthew. the lord spake, "not fucking fungible, pal—this isn't hard"