It's Twitter, 2024. Posters have moved en masse to BlueSky. Elon Musk tweets a meme of Left Shark saying "the woke virus strikes again." A handful of divorced 50-year-olds in Big Dog t-shirts respond "lmao EPIC sir." All is well
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Smash cut to Elon in his office. His desk strewn with bills all with the same red stamp. “UNPAID. UNPAID. UNPAID.” Elon stares into the computer screen intensely. A distant voice, “Elon. Elon, I know you can hear me in there.” The unseen woman says. “We miss you and we want you to come back to us.”
Hopefully this app goes public in time for this to happen. I prefer it, but it’s in a weird place right now. Many of my friends aren’t interested unless it takes off which of course will be a struggle unless people move to it.
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