Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex. - ThreadSky

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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social • 50 days ago

Wear a fanny pack with your cargo pants to be prepared for any eventuality except the sex.

Be sure to bring along a box of condoms to hand out to your friends who will actually get laid

Always be prepared but not for sex

Unless you find a woman in cargo pants with a fanny pack. But then you may have to show her some diagrams.

Alternately be married & do such to keep the slightest bit of mental stress load off of your spouse and get extra sex.

They were hard to overlook but I still married a dude who had these. 🤣

Ah, shit!

Nah leave it on for that too.

I kept condoms in my fanny pack. legend says they're still there. fair thee well, Lifestyles.

The condom I keep in mind is purely ceremonial.

I love my cargo pants - especially shorts.

Cargo shorts, thank you very much

It has pockets and no outcome for intercourse

Sheeee seems to think fanny packs are sexy…why don’t you want to live in the future?! Nipples activated.

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