Friend: OMG here they come, they do this every day.
Squirrel on a wall. Cat at the base. Squirrel jumps down, cat pounces, they're locked face to face gripping each other...and start rolling on the ground. Wildly, spinning around back & forth. Break, go their separate ways. I nearly died laughing.
Oh Fiasco was picked up by AMINAL CONTROL for being a bum in the back alleys of Edmonton and then stuk in shelter for a week before Big Friend adopted me so uhhhh
Squirrels are hooligans. If I put a coconut shell full of fat, seeds, etc for the birds in my cherry tree, the squizzers will bite through the string and RUN AWAY WITH THE WHOLE THING to whom knows whence. Hools. Absolute HOOLS. But hey. Weβve all gotta eat.
You should've seen what one did to my tent! π‘βΊ
Burrowed into it, pooped all over it, and burrowed out of it again! π²πΏοΈ
I had to sleep in it smelling of squirrel poop and Lysol for two days. π€’
The campsite told me that squirrels had wrecked 2 caravans before too - ripped them to shreds...
I'm in the UK and it was grey squirrels.
Apparently they were on the campsite, the site owner never said anything, so I found out the hard way...π
When I told the tent people, (Coleman), they laughed so much they gave me a discount!
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OH! But stillβ¦ it mightβve been Fat man and dobbin. Anythingβs possible these days. Glad you got justice. Squizzers. Theyβll rule the world eventually, long after weβve all been blown to smithereens! They are the cuddly cockroaches of our era.
We put out bird feed and peanuts every morning. Yes, we love to feed them, but itβs mostly so we can watch our cats βhuntβ them through the windows.
SQRL returns with QRLS on a RQLS drunks on LQRS to establish the QRLS SRQL and himself as SLRQ.
Bang on QSRL, you RSQL, for the Solarch outpours wisedumb prose.
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Squirrel on a wall. Cat at the base. Squirrel jumps down, cat pounces, they're locked face to face gripping each other...and start rolling on the ground. Wildly, spinning around back & forth. Break, go their separate ways. I nearly died laughing.
Breed of Cool Street Cat!
Burrowed into it, pooped all over it, and burrowed out of it again! π²πΏοΈ
I had to sleep in it smelling of squirrel poop and Lysol for two days. π€’
The campsite told me that squirrels had wrecked 2 caravans before too - ripped them to shreds...
Apparently they were on the campsite, the site owner never said anything, so I found out the hard way...π
When I told the tent people, (Coleman), they laughed so much they gave me a discount!
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Now when I see them I'm reminded of the smell of Lysol & squirrel sh*t!
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-Bertie.
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Iβm not sure if theyβre flirting or fighting but my kittens are smitten.
U got to keep an eye out for squrls
Otherwise who KNOW what trubble they get up to
UR SO MANY COLOURS! π»
GOOD JOB HELPING UR BIG FRIEND WITH STRING STUFF!
Maybe if you just stay by the window... very quietly... and don't disturb Big Friend while she is trying to work...
Bang on QSRL, you RSQL, for the Solarch outpours wisedumb prose.
Why no sqrl all day?!!??
I guess that's meant to teach us hard lessons.
:-(
I was very confused.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQRL