One time a guy I dated (who loved nothing more than to neg me) was like “why do you say bunny rabbit? You don’t have to say both words” And I was well why the fuck do you hate joy - ThreadSky

meghancolleen.bsky.social • 11 days ago

One time a guy I dated (who loved nothing more than to neg me) was like “why do you say bunny rabbit? You don’t have to say both words”

And I was well why the fuck do you hate joy

Reposted from I had a pony! is going to see Oasis

Bunny rabbit!

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jazzrat2000.bsky.social•11 days ago

I might say to him you don't you don't have to say anything at all anymore goodbye

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh this was years ago I am safe now. Well from him anyway

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•11 days ago

I hope you stay safe from all of it, and all of them. and as I've said before if anyone bothers you send them to me.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

I am creating a list

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•11 days ago

I'm pretty good at knocking trolls out of the park!!

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Also you’re so awesome and I keep me meaning to tell you how much I appreciate you :)

jazzrat2000.bsky.social•11 days ago

I really appreciate hearing that thank you so much.

hotoynoodle.bsky.social•11 days ago

just spoke with a mom whose email was something like never enough dachsunds @ lots of dogs dot com and i said i just love to say "weiner dogs" and she agreed it's the funniest. she has 7 of them.

glad that tool is an ex.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

He just loved to make me feel bad at every turn. Like my guy I do a great job of that myself do not need your assistance!!

hotoynoodle.bsky.social•11 days ago

good riddance!!!

the-ballmer-peak.bsky.social•11 days ago

Some of us even say joy twice.

moderately-grouchy.bsky.social•11 days ago

"What a weird chick. Why does she call it your dick-penis?"

"There was a bunny ... rabbit"

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

He was really kind of prudish in a lot of ways now that I’m looking back on it

spavel.bsky.social•11 days ago

irritatingly.gay•11 days ago

He sounds like his name was probably Jared.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

equally white.

defnotadino.bsky.social•11 days ago

Jason

thehomeworkogre.bsky.social•11 days ago

Matt

nicoleoking.bsky.social•11 days ago

That does sound very Matt

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•11 days ago

The extraneous t is for terrific

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

He’s a little bit of a public figure so I cannot say his name because I’ve mentioned his name before lmao

irritatingly.gay•11 days ago

HEY

thehomeworkogre.bsky.social•11 days ago

look man you can either own it or not but you know I'm right

theclay.xyz•11 days ago

Chad

irritatingly.gay•11 days ago

No, Chad would at least have a good dick

theclay.xyz•11 days ago

Brad

irritatingly.gay•11 days ago

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Remember I dated a Chad who told me his name was Chris at first because no one on the apps wanted to date a guy named Chad 🤣

susandathome.bsky.social•11 days ago

Bunny Rabbit is the formal name - Rabbit, Bunny. You are correct.

haybartender.bsky.social•11 days ago

A pony horse. 😉 you’re right. So silly that people just like to make others miserable.

trippyboombox.bsky.social•11 days ago

Should of said to distinguish it from the one I need to get off as your tiny dick ain't enough. But maybe that's just harsh

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

God he was really bad at sex. Really bad. I don’t know what in the hell I was thinking.

He didn’t even like lewds! Or light sexting! What!?

trippyboombox.bsky.social•11 days ago

The first bit doesn't surprise me, but who the hell doesn't like lewds or any kind of sexting.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

That was honestly the weirdest part

trippyboombox.bsky.social•11 days ago

I think from a clinical perspective at least that would make them a psychopath. No normal person doesn't like that

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

I think he like, considered it beneath him

gtjr.bsky.social•11 days ago

So you dumped that guy right then, I hope!

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Sadly no because I’m an insecure idiot. Or was

gtjr.bsky.social•11 days ago

🤷‍♂️

Hope you find better.

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Oh yeah this was years ago

gtjr.bsky.social•11 days ago

Ok. So now I have to ask you a question that has been bugging me…

gtjr.bsky.social•11 days ago

Did you really have a pony?

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Hit me

grisgris4me.bsky.social•11 days ago

The same guy probably says, "Bye, bye!" before he hangs up a phone.

the-dallas-denali.bsky.social•11 days ago

Peg or neg?

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

He was a no butts no matter who kinda dude

the-dallas-denali.bsky.social•11 days ago

Wow couldn’t be me

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Who doesn’t love a butt!

the-dallas-denali.bsky.social•11 days ago

I’m glad you are into butt stuff

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Actually I think he had a sort of weird butt phobia even about his own butt (which is fair and I’m not shaming but also we hate him)

ermineator.bsky.social•11 days ago

Please god tell me he was not one of those anti-wipe chaps who don't keep their ass clean in case touching it makes them gay...

Also, guys... try butt stuff. Seriously. You do it right, your mind will explode. Along with genitalia.

the-dallas-denali.bsky.social•11 days ago

He was a let it crust guy

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

Kind of ANTI that. I think. I mean I never inspected or anything

meghancolleen.bsky.social•11 days ago

No not like that but. He had a real hang up about the manner in which he pooped. I’m not sure it’s appropriate for the public 🤣

iggdawg.com•11 days ago

Like he had to do a specific little dance before he could poo?

ermineator.bsky.social•11 days ago

I categorically agree, I do not need to know that.

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