Dom Cummings or ‘Cum,’as we his pals call him, is loved. What a team him & Elon make! In our village we call them Musky Cum. Jill in the village shop is celebrating by covering her baps in fudge & cream & calling them ‘Musky Cummers.’ They are a tad difficult to swallow though.🤢 - ThreadSky

sirmichaeltake.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Dom Cummings or ‘Cum,’as we his pals call him, is loved.
What a team him & Elon make!
In our village we call them Musky Cum.
Jill in the village shop is celebrating by covering her baps in fudge & cream & calling them ‘Musky Cummers.’
They are a tad difficult to swallow though.🤢

Comments

zaphodbeebledoc.bsky.social•106 days ago

Did you ever write for Sir Terry Wogan?

wemdmj.bsky.social•106 days ago

Cummings needs to have his eyes tested and a few other items crunched.

greg-phillips.bsky.social•106 days ago

I’m sure many of the men of the village will be splashing out on Jill’s Musky Cummers……

contemplative0.bsky.social•106 days ago

How very patriotic of him

lilianedwards.bsky.social•106 days ago

How childish! I laffed till I cried 🤣

voxterrier.bsky.social•106 days ago

Indeed, a sight for sore eyes.

wingletang.bsky.social•106 days ago

Two unelected arse wipes

srslysteve.bsky.social•106 days ago

Do you think Musk likes skunk?

ali56.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂😂

niggleoid.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣

kaneclements11.bsky.social•106 days ago

👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

sidthecopperkid.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣🤣 brilliant!

ibby129.bsky.social•106 days ago

Apparently Elon is so enamoured of our Dom that he's hoping to develop a similar look. He calls it his Cum face.

bagpiperforhire.bsky.social•106 days ago

please share this!

michelrouxjr.bsky.social•105 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

lordkeef.bsky.social•105 days ago

Will that be on the menu soon 🫢

grumpycook.bsky.social•106 days ago

I might put that Musky Cum on the menu as a special in the cafe tomorrow.

iamjayem.bsky.social•106 days ago

Feeling slightly queasy now 😅

blueboy227.bsky.social•106 days ago

Glad I've had me tea, is all I can say.😅

podkin.bsky.social•106 days ago

Good to see you here, Sir Michael!

djm17.bsky.social•106 days ago

Michael, The landscape remains the same but the characters change ever so slightly. Love to Bunty.

djm17.bsky.social•106 days ago

How I’ve missed you Michael. How is Bunty? I’ve been here a while. On old Cum. He has no doubt had a call from his handler to do this. I was speaking to George Smiley on Friday he told me Cum had been seen at lunch with Bill Hayden. Karla seems to be alive and well. Tell Jill to be careful.

cbomg.bsky.social•106 days ago

Two intelligent alpha males with the country’s best interest at heart. Lest we forget, Dom was behind Boris all those years, thrusting him towards the promised land.

quantumchico.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣👍

soowho.bsky.social•106 days ago

What a revolting pair they are. Just goes to show Cummings never had Britain’s best interests, just power and what’s innit for him, they make the perfect pair…until they fall out

dudleydebeau.bsky.social•106 days ago

Did she pop them in the toaster prior?
Asking for a Mme de Beau, always looking for new recipes to inspire me

joestclairford.bsky.social•106 days ago

I wonder how the two of them came together?

blueboy227.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤢

ros14.bsky.social•105 days ago

Musky Cummer? Will Jill sell them nationally or inter maybe?
I love them.
You've lost your way Sir.
Your talent overflows.
A poet extraordinary.

nigelk.uk•106 days ago

Dom is such a legend Sir M, deserves to be celebrated. Here in Little Shittingham On Sea, we have Cumdom day, once a year balloons are filled with squirty cream and the villagers run around and pop them, just like Dom exploded onto the political scene. It’s the highlight of the year here.

hettiewagtail.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣

trishiewishie.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

hettiewagtail.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣They make such a lovely couple. I am quite misty eyed.🫠

jamesbacon.bsky.social•106 days ago

How well is Cum going down with Bunty? I bet she’s cockerhoop!

mrdarcydog.bsky.social•106 days ago

At Twitter HQ, Dom was sedated and had a chip implanted in his brain which now makes him 50% AI. Since awakening he is drooling and speaking gibberish, so pretty much back to normal

ralphhickman.bsky.social•105 days ago

Speaking "Oddle-Poddle".
Little Weed wasn't very happy about being smoked though:

wohyeahwohyeah.bsky.social•106 days ago

It's Daddy Cum Cum, to you!

victormboggle.bsky.social•106 days ago

smilo998.bsky.social•106 days ago

Start as you mean to go on. Huzzah

macca155.bsky.social•106 days ago

Genius 🤣🤣

steve-evo.bsky.social•105 days ago

I missed your post yesterday Sir Michael. Has Jill got any of her baps left? Are they still hard or have they gone all soft and crusty?

afannedd.bsky.social•103 days ago

Their fathers should have spaffed them both up the curtains

catherineheslop.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣🤣

alan-d-alien.bsky.social•106 days ago

We need to reject those foreign interlopers, the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha's and crown a true Englishman, our very own King Dom Cum

pinkynperky.bsky.social•106 days ago

Mind you Sir Take CBE (on the) you know all about the Dark Arts and the Undead with the Conservatives bleeding the Country dry for Fourteen Years. Bet your village gets more Government Money than the whole of the Northwest. Can Dom Cum on your Bum? You misogynistic arse.

pinkynperky.bsky.social•106 days ago

Dumminick Dimmings always did align with the Undead.

bydesign79.bsky.social•106 days ago

stockypleb.bsky.social•106 days ago

That is from the Daily Mail, so must be complete bollocks.

bydesign79.bsky.social•106 days ago

Was just adding alt text. Why the aggressive attitude on a funny post from Sir Michael Take?

stockypleb.bsky.social•106 days ago

Oh, sorry you felt that was aggressive, but I do really hate the Daily Hate Mail so I make it known whenever I get a chance! No hate aimed at anyone on BlueSky, unless of course they favour the aforementioned oily rag! 😂

bydesign79.bsky.social•106 days ago

Fair enough, all these right-wing rags are bollocks