(Looks around at all the people saying we can get own coffee in Hawaii, googling tariffs the day after the election, imposing tariffs on uninhabitable volcanoes, and sharing military secrets on a group chat.)
Donβt worry, youβre well inside the upper half of this countryβs IQ bell curve!
Sure penguin jokes are funny now. But it wonβt be so funny when trump sends ice to zoos and aquariums to deport all non-native penguins to El Salvador.
(Cβmon, thereβs no way trump doesnβt think there are American penguins)
βTheyβre eating the krill, the penguins that came in, theyβre eating the squid,β said Trump. βTheyβre eating the fish of the people that live there.β
Everyone please stop joking around about this because you just KNOW that Trump is the kind of thug who would order an airstrike on the penguins if he sees on Fox News that they are making fun of him.
THEY'RE COMING...π₯Ά
I'M TELLING YOU THEY'RE COMING...π₯Ά
HIDE YOUR FAMILIES...
HIDE THE CHILDREN...
PENGUINS ARE MORE FEROCIOUS THAN POLAR BEARS!!!!
RUN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN....OMGπ±
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Donβt worry, youβre well inside the upper half of this countryβs IQ bell curve!
Experts anticipate that the first penguins will not arrive at the southern border until approximately 2395
Every Man
Join the caravan
Of Pingus
(Cβmon, thereβs no way trump doesnβt think there are American penguins)
https://gofund.me/ae01c144
https://youtu.be/C1vgO8fba1U?feature=shared
MAGA is paralyzed and unable to decide if they are a threat.
Well, they have little armsβ¦
They put on their best tuxedos for the protest too!
I'M TELLING YOU THEY'RE COMING...π₯Ά
HIDE YOUR FAMILIES...
HIDE THE CHILDREN...
PENGUINS ARE MORE FEROCIOUS THAN POLAR BEARS!!!!
RUN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN....OMGπ±
ππΆβ€οΈπππ¬βοΈπ»π»π»β