WAITRESS: what are you doing
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
ME [looking into a microscope]: this maple syrup is counterfeit
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I want fake maple syrup on my pancakes. Not bargain brand bottom shelf fake. But I'll take that Mrs. Butterworths with my strawberries and cream.
I can't afford to pour real maple syrup on my pancakes anyway.
We also put a dab behind our ears. You may not realize it, but that's probably one of the techniques your man used to win you over.
But man, once you start using real maple syrup, you can NOT go back to the corn syrup imitations. I need my fancy glass bottles with the strong flavor!
My friends said it was the most Canadian thing ever. :P
waitress: It's OaK with me if would rather make an ASH out of yourself than be POPLAR.
me: BIRCH!
Those smell bad.
Canadian-Australian
That's not a great photo of him.
#canada
#maple
Hey, Canada, somebody has stolen your formula and replaced moose snot with elephant snot.
It can be substituted by brown sugar & water with maple flavouring
TRUE maple syrup is stocked in OPAQUE tin cans and does not keep in light or air
95% sold in trsnsparent bottles IS COUNTERFEIT
In the very early 80s near the end if my studies, I assure you, counterfeit, just like most fraudulous called "honey",
The difference is fake honey can be detected in lab & in tge mouth
All I know is that in France. We have counterfeit