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james.tarnation.lol • 43 days ago

why have i never had a breakfast calzone

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killingicons.bsky.social•43 days ago

A WHAT!?

bigrockbigriver.bsky.social•43 days ago

I make scramble and wrap it in biscuit like a calzone. That's road trip driving breakfast 😎

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

are you sure it's legal to drive while consuming this

bigrockbigriver.bsky.social•43 days ago

Excuse you, I am a very good passenger princess and feed my Mister while he drives.

dly.bsky.social•43 days ago

you friendzoned the breakfast calzone

divinecoffeebinge.bsky.social•43 days ago

I believe that according to the transitive property this means "friend" and "breakfast" are now synonyms

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

why have i never had a friend calzone

7patmelz.bsky.social•43 days ago

Do hot pockets count?

jcsalterego.bsky.social•43 days ago

bro.

theunorthodox.bsky.social•43 days ago

😳

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

god damnit jerry

imakebangers.com•43 days ago

You're asking the hard hitting questions

abracadabs.bsky.social•43 days ago

this sounds absolutely divine

theresistanceco.bsky.social•43 days ago

Always tomorrow.

hausofschwanz.bsky.social•43 days ago

I feel like this needs to be a thing.

notwelcomematt.bsky.social•43 days ago

A breakfast calzone is a thick breakfast burrito

restlessalbatross.bsky.social•43 days ago

Asking the important questions!

brian49047.bsky.social•43 days ago

Is an omelet not like a calzone?

thesociophi.bsky.social•43 days ago

Please tell me you are not making this up and it is a real thing

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

it appears you may have one in st louis

thesociophi.bsky.social•43 days ago

Aww fuck did I leave America and move to Canada before I got my chance to try a breakfast calzone? I miss out on all the cool stuff! lol

glitteryfab.bsky.social•43 days ago

Ohhhhh this sounds like something I need to make

guacs.bsky.social•43 days ago

They sell these at the Sacramento airport

amiistar.swifties.social•43 days ago

do you have breakfast pizza

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

i want to

jasonkmcdonald.bsky.social•43 days ago

You mean a PopTart?

paintedsky.ca•43 days ago

it'd be rad if it was exactly like a regular calzone but it had eggs too

fatguytd3.bsky.social•43 days ago

Got damn that's one of the best idea I've seen on here

mylesc57.bsky.social•43 days ago

Underserved neighborhood?

therealscotchtape.bsky.social•43 days ago

This sounds delicious

llmysecrets.bsky.social•43 days ago

Oo,that sounds good

colefeld.bsky.social•43 days ago

Do such things exist???

melissaf.bsky.social•43 days ago

Have you not heard of the breakfast hot pockets?

rubenthecuban.bsky.social•43 days ago

Does that exist?

martinmartin.bsky.social•43 days ago

Look up kolaches

pizzawednesday.bsky.social•43 days ago

That sounds like it would go hard

foreverambre.bsky.social•43 days ago

https://handletheheat.com/breakfast-empanadas/

james.tarnation.lol•43 days ago

this is clearly an empanada not a calzone

foreverambre.bsky.social•43 days ago

Concepts of a calzone

justonbsky4hockey.bsky.social•43 days ago

Why have I never even asked this question of myself? Bravo James you shown me a window to my soul.

superwho86.bsky.social•43 days ago

That's a great idea

hdcshah.bsky.social•43 days ago

An empanada can be whatever you stuff in it.

tryumph.bsky.social•43 days ago

Cold, like leftover pizza.

ogfattcatt.bsky.social•43 days ago

Ham & cheese croissant?

a--j.bsky.social•43 days ago

Because you're not a monster

jargonscotty.bsky.social•43 days ago

Lack of imagination? 🤭

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