if you are over 6 feet tall it is your duty to find a short person behind you at the concert and lift them over your heads like a proud baboon displaying mufasa's first born son - ThreadSky

nameshiv.bsky.social • 129 days ago

if you are over 6 feet tall it is your duty to find a short person behind you at the concert and lift them over your heads like a proud baboon displaying mufasa's first born son

Reposted from máirín 🧚‍♀️🌹

also maybe be mindful at concerts and such. Would it kill you to let a short stand (or sit) in front of you when you can easily see over our heads?

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thelongshot2112.bsky.social•129 days ago

Maybe ask permission first, tho.

steveisdamages.bsky.social•129 days ago

Or like a 1900's circus strongman. Both classes options.

cathshaffer.bsky.social•129 days ago

All we ask is don't wear a hat or a big hairstyle

crankycatlady.bsky.social•129 days ago

I do that all the time, and the “let me get that for you “ off the high shelf too. Why not?

batogato.bsky.social•129 days ago

I am a small. My best friend since college is a tall. We both love live music. He will always create space in front of himself for me. Thanks, pal!

pibasedlifeform.bsky.social•129 days ago

I married one

Does that count?

ahafoka.bsky.social•129 days ago

I did that and was no longer in the mosh pit … it was full of 5’6” folks

tactlessogre.bsky.social•129 days ago

Inside me are two wolves, one who lifts them up ahead of me, and one who just lets them rip behind me, collateral damage be damned.

imagin8ion.bsky.social•129 days ago

yes please can we actually all be matched up and assigned to each other at the gate this would be ideal i am like 5'3"

kristianharstad.bsky.social•129 days ago

just saying

pierogibeast.bsky.social•129 days ago

I’m five feet tall and I always appreciate the polite “hey little friend, come stand in front of me” wave I routinely get from hulking guys and gals at metal shows

lindafader.bsky.social•129 days ago

5’ and loving these lessons to the talls.

rubyji.bsky.social•129 days ago

Same!

lindafader.bsky.social•129 days ago

I’m considering putting this in my bio. 😂

wbbaggins.bsky.social•129 days ago

I've tried, they're never interested in uppies. Sometimes they're offended!

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