man if i was a bluefin tuna just hanging out in the atlantic and they hauled me up out of the ocean and started calling me "fatty fish" and "oily fish" i'd take it really personally - ThreadSky

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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 56 days ago

man if i was a bluefin tuna just hanging out in the atlantic and they hauled me up out of the ocean and started calling me "fatty fish" and "oily fish" i'd take it really personally

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krebleck.bsky.social•56 days ago

“Lauren is caked up”

blonicyouth.bsky.social•56 days ago

it's part of tuna culture. they are famously proud of their oily fat asses

fishttp.website•56 days ago

thank you for the understanding and empathy

charitionmime.bsky.social•56 days ago

It is already known that fish don't have any feelings

evelynwebsite.bsky.social•56 days ago

hey at least they called you fish

kitsparks.bsky.social•56 days ago

there’s a fish called a “pale chub” which seems rude

nouveauemo.bsky.social•56 days ago

An outbreak of suicides in the school where they find that tuna are just ‘more prone’

olivekosheluk.bsky.social•56 days ago

But that fatty belly is the best part! It's a compliment!

atlantic-ocean.bsky.social•55 days ago

Right?! Don’t be rude to my tenants or I’ll have to sink the boat 😇😏🤣

logophobe.bsky.social•56 days ago

Suffocating not because my gills don't work in air but because of spite

woodencube.bsky.social•56 days ago

Abducted by an alien and the only word they say that i can make out is 'greasy'

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