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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 63 days ago

galaxy brain: cats are in all four quadrants simultaneously

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gammeldags.bsky.social•63 days ago

it is not fair to put cats in one place. my cat switches from benevolent to sinister and back again in mere seconds.

mopbucket.bsky.social•63 days ago

Indisputable. Pretty sure this means cats aren't mammals, but we all kinda suspected that anyway didn't we

goofoffartiste.bsky.social•63 days ago

Yeah I'm fully in the tank for cats and I would still never try to say they're Benevolent on balance. Cat people need to just accept that love doesn't always make sense, otherwise you end up in that movement that want to make lions go vegan or whatever

mrperki.bsky.social•63 days ago

Cats exist simultaneously in all four quadrants until they are observed

skydome.bsky.social•63 days ago

I am a lifelong cat person and even I wouldn’t argue they’re benevolent.

glopdemon.bsky.social•63 days ago

As I have stated before on other platforms, cats can be of any non-lawful alignment and as such are complete free agents on a chart like this

gabesmall.bsky.social•63 days ago

Schrodinger's quadrants

remuxry.bsky.social•63 days ago

I love my cats but the only thing holding them back from being the most sinister mammals is their laziness

tacocalzone.bsky.social•63 days ago

Same

mediocretbh.bsky.social•63 days ago

Ruthlessly barging in here so I can post the judgemental Green Vine Snake

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mrperki.bsky.social•63 days ago

She is making me very nervous

rabidinsomnia.bsky.social•63 days ago

It’s only weird if you make it weird

buttbird.bsky.social•63 days ago

I don't like it

keviroo.bsky.social•63 days ago

I don’t like the way she looking at me

theedingus.bsky.social•63 days ago

cats use the Distinguished-Rat and Baby-Bastard alignment chart. my cat is True Rat

moonmasque.bsky.social•63 days ago

Nah cats live for murder. They love it