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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com • 2 days ago

how is everyone not tired of being ruled by decroded senile old fucks

Reposted from Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈

Fresh off nuking the Atlantic system, we have a deranged rant about Pete Rose.

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verycoolperson.com•2 days ago

now that you mention it yeah

ted.knaz.me•2 days ago

Daddy issues

screechysaywha.bsky.social•2 days ago

But I thought stopping child sex trafficking was so important to them. Why is known pedophile Pete Rose getting pardoned?

scrubben.bsky.social•2 days ago

at some point he's gonna go deeper and try and say he was besties with Marge Schott or shit talk Joey Votto for being Canadian

...I'm so, so tired of this crusty old fuck

marloweml.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes but he's cooking with this one.

nigeloshea.bsky.social•2 days ago

Seriously why has my whole life been like nodding uh-huh while tuning out some half coherent nose hair grower

policegazette.bsky.social•2 days ago

Goes without saying if Pete Rose had been Black we wouldn't hear a peep. Hitler was ranting about Jews right up until the day he died. I can see Trump on his deathbed going "At least I kept the n*****s out of where they didn't belong!"

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

He really is a perfect avatar for Fox News Grandpas

octopusmask.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm just convinced that most people who represent the swing vote never engage with this stuff and don't see it, and when it does leak through, they must assume it is fake because it is so unbelievable.

suckonda4evr.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hardly the point but I do not trust for a second that Trump knows any kind of ball.

niapsaka.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wonder if he ever bet on the Reds.

rusty.todayintabs.com•2 days ago

I am just ftr

ameridiculous.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've been tired of him since the 80s. His behavior this term warrants a thorough medical exam. I can't believe this is real life.

moleintheground.bsky.social•2 days ago

Chad Curtis refusing to talk to Jim Gray was such a proto-MAGA moment.

petelynch23.bsky.social•2 days ago

Chad Curtis wiki chef's kiss 🤮

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petelynch23.bsky.social•2 days ago

100% this is proto-maga. Great call.

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lpeds.com•2 days ago

Sir, this is an Arby’s. Pardons don’t extend to sanctions imposed by a professional athletics association.

niapsaka.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mmm, Arby's.

fakeplastictrees.bsky.social•2 days ago

Reminding myself that he will die (or suffer a debilitating stroke) someday and when that happens there is no one else who has the same dark juju hold on his followers that he enjoys. There will be no one able to inspire the loyalty he controls and then we can reset our nation.

kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social•1 day ago

Republicans are going to make it illegal to call Cassius Clay or Lew Alcindor by any other names at the end of this. Plaque re-engravers will have a windfall.

fallingbuttress.bsky.social•2 days ago

He can't even throw his dumb support behind an actual good player, I hate this so much

consciouscustodian.bsky.social•2 days ago

We are tired, but we're also captured. I'd march on DC tomorrow and stand there until things change, if I weren't reliant on my employer for health insurance and didn't have to deal with an autoimmune disorder that requires meds that costs $8K every 5 weeks.

VA says "not service connected".

pedroyokes.bsky.social•2 days ago

People had their brains rotted by “what happened to the dollar menu” memes for 4 years

skywatcher57.bsky.social•2 days ago

He is the most delusional piece of shit that has ever worn a diaper

frootopia.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not that it matters I guess, but trump calling anyone fat and lazy is wild lol

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•2 days ago

next week there's gonna be an NYT article about me, a Trump voter who thought he was going to pardon Shoeless Joe

lolphillies.bsky.social•2 days ago

Book the photographer to get the perfect photo of you staring wanly but hopefully out your front window

schw4b.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump will order Arnold Palmer's penis to fly at half-staff for a month after the pardon ceremony.

komodoblossom.bsky.social•2 days ago

The embarrassment of it all might kill me if the mass eroding of public safeguards doesn’t get me first

badfur64.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pedophiles gonna stick together, even after death.
This is the Way.

niapsaka.bsky.social•1 day ago

Me, dressed like the Armorer: This is not the way.

lakewitchhouse.bsky.social•2 days ago

choosing to read this as a sop to the sports betting app industry

ikapoz.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think good old fashioned dementia is more likely, but who can even tell the difference anymore between policy and verbal diarrhea.

schu22.bsky.social•2 days ago

Your average American’s brain is way more cooked than this

bigbluelake.bsky.social•2 days ago

Always with the "Late Great"

When I'm president I'll refer to people as "Early Squirrely"

porschejeff.bsky.social•2 days ago

He called MLB fat.

julesprom.bsky.social•2 days ago

for too many people the sign of strength is having an absolute crying meltdown every couple of hours for some reason

davidlevine.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink,
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink.
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink.
No, no, no.

checkthatout.bsky.social•2 days ago

You know, maybe there was something to Logan’s Run after all.

proleworkz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump loves that he has something in common with Pete Rose. They both had sex with 14 year old girls.

ggold328.bsky.social•2 days ago

baseball has an ass, who knew

serisothikos.bsky.social•2 days ago

This but as as presidential theme

gayarmada.bsky.social•1 day ago

trump did not write this lol the phrase fat lazy ass

seanmccarthy.bsky.social•2 days ago

He truly is just a Facebook Uncle.

mannoslen.bsky.social•2 days ago

I like how everyone forgets he confessed under oath in a depo to sleeping with under age girls while married (I know it’s hard to tell who um talking about but it’s actually the baseball player). Scumbag. Also, not as important but evidence suggests bets were not just on his team winning.

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, but these are all pluses in the eyes of this Administration.

pixlshft.bsky.social•2 days ago

I was in Vegas around 2013 and crossing a never ending valley of useless shops came to a sports memorabilia store where Pete Rose was signing autographs. We wanted to go in and glower at Charlie Hustle himself, but they wanted $25 just to get in. Only 2 people there and it smelled like urinal cake.

colormeboom.bsky.social•1 day ago

To answer your question, 50 percent of his voters will never see or hear about most of what he does.

40 percent are just programmed from a young age that voting democrat is essentially telling god and America to fuck off and that’s that

The last 10 percent see it and fuckin love it.

politosway.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s like we elected Phil Mushnick, but dumber and somehow more racist.

robjrii.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh, okay, so that was real. Huh.