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⛳️🌱🪐 Jeopardy Superfan. Nebraska.
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I would genuinely love to talk to someone who read “The Raven” and emerged with the understanding that Poe was trying to say “I fucking love ravens”

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Do we have a single trade deal yet

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I haven't laughed this hard in a bit

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“Carpiss Bunson” enters my brain like once a month

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NPR, they literally say they’re raising prices in this article

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Joni Ernst, at her town hall last night. When the crowd said people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, she said: "well we all are going to die." 🫠🫠🫠🫠

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Brian Duensing Pitcher Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2018 BAL - MIN - CHC

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You may be shocked to learn that the answer to people's utter lack of faith in democratic institutions is not an esoteric conversation about building and zoning codes

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It was very nice that we destroyed the National Weather Service to save $0 USD

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Trump is going to destroy the global economy again to prove he isn't a wuss

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Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

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The condiment you seek is soy sauce

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maybe next time he shouldn’t be dressed so flammable

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If I hadn’t given up on America quite a while ago this is the kind of thing that would really push me to the edge

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Man it’s nice that our governor is a total buffoon sometimes

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Happy Wednesday

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turns out Bill Belichick is horny on Maine

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This sounds like something I need to watch very soon.

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

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I would probably jump off a parking garage

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I’m still blown away by this interaction I saw on Twitter

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Honestly no clue what you people are using AI for. If you have a job that isn’t writing code there’s probably nothing it can do for you professionally. If you are looking for general info, Wikipedia is better

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Ezra Klein badly needs to be shoved into a locker. I’d be happy to do it.

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Yall got any more of them bean cubes with pine pollen frosting?

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Was walking the dog and saw a cybertruck in the neighborhood, was all I could do not to flip it off

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the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

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Toughen up. Zoomers aren't even scary. What are they gonna do, go mock me via a dance maneuver in a room by themselves

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Pope Sean Paul

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Hey this sucks ass

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What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

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Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses. Real buttons are sooooooo back baby!

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1. Make money creating a void in people’s lives using computer 2. Make money filling the void in people’s lives using computer

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Draymond has entered what basketball experts call “the cool zone”

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Trying to come up with a few more. Not sure if I’ll watch any tonight but some others I haven’t seen- Se7en Heat Gladiator Pan’s Labyrinth

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