If the US intends to bomb us, at least we'll get a text warning. - ThreadSky

brianmoore666.bsky.social • 21 hours ago

If the US intends to bomb us, at least we'll get a text warning.

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fatmattmooch.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Yeah, the problem is, they'll probably text a plumber called Barry from Darlington.

fatmattmooch.bsky.social•21 hours ago

😂😂😂😂

philtils.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Can someone please photoshop a hologram of a somewhat bemused-looking Lando Calrissian attending this meeting? It’s for a thing.

se99ts.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Better still we will be able to reply with an updated Ultra Top Secret Target List That's Totally Legit, Honest... we can divert the attacks to appropriate places like Luton or Basingstoke, Slough and Staines have had it coming for a long time 🤣

It's a plan so cunning it's worthy of Baldrick

vtgal.bsky.social•21 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

alistairblantyre.bsky.social•11 hours ago

🥴

dshu315.bsky.social•21 hours ago

LMFAO

chrisferret.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Trump: Just press “Send to All” Pete……it’ll be fine

peovereye.bsky.social•9 hours ago

😂

gobdoctor.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And it will come across The Atlantic

terence1957.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Isn't it now called The American Ocean.

breamoreboy.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I've so enjoyed seeing the number of people who slagged off Hillary Clinton over her use of a private email server and are in the group.

paulobro.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Well they're sick of bailing us out apparently so who knows? 💥

paul950.bsky.social•9 hours ago

droolian.bsky.social•21 hours ago

We won't get much warning with all the air bases they have in england any way

resistance-radio.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Guess I’ll get back on Signal

wurzle.bsky.social•21 hours ago

*drinks at the savoy, leave before 12"

iancallipydge.bsky.social•21 hours ago

We'll know well before then when Trump is giddy with excitement over something really cool his buddy Vlad has planned

iwanafallon.bsky.social•21 hours ago

and Farage will cheer them on......

ukbygaslight.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Tbh I’m quite glad they’re not on our side anymore.

tykebrahe.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Well Tice or Farage will, but they may keep mum

mani56.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Only if you use Signal!!

yesfan1.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Just enough time to put on a suit!

kateprotests.bsky.social•5 minutes ago

It’s more likely uncle Vlad will get the message.

montyofdodgington.bsky.social•21 hours ago

andrewjfrizzell.bsky.social•15 hours ago

andrewjfrizzell.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I use Signal because I won’t use WhatsApp or knowingly anything from Meta/Zuckerberg. Signal is similar and it’s good, secure and private allegedly but if you include someone in a message the security and privacy is zero.

djmarkymarc.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Maybe Ian Hislop will.

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