Swear to Bob, if Björk turns up on the east coast riding a swan, i’m handing her the keys to the St.Lawrence seaway, grabbing my spa go-bag and moving to the Blue Lagoon. Or if that’s collapsed into a lava field, Akureyri will do.
Iceland is probably one of the few places that’ll survive.
Jack Kimble is a parody of the GOP. Counterproductive, as we're beyond the parody event horizon - it's no longer possible to discern between actual GOP dumbshittery and parodies of the same. It sometimes becomes noise where signal-to-noise is already a problem.
It's obvious to everyone who asks "Who is Jack Kimble?" Which I just did.
But the parody is so exactly on brand with the GOP that it's easy to believe it's real, too. It's hard to supply enough hyperbole to put it over the top with those nutjobs.
I mean, she's literally threatened to be "an army of me" and appears to be part swan, one of the nastiest of geese (second only, perhaps, to our Great Cobra Chicken) so our fear is pretty valid.
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What a bloody moron.
Ugh!!
Jack Bequick
Jack trip over his big fat dick.
Of course we’re terrified of Iceland. They could bring reindeer…
https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/geography/countries/article/iceland
Iceland is probably one of the few places that’ll survive.
https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00A557Z1C/about
But the parody is so exactly on brand with the GOP that it's easy to believe it's real, too. It's hard to supply enough hyperbole to put it over the top with those nutjobs.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl
Got it.