you are hoping for an explosion, I am hoping for a severe miscalculation in flight path that leads to him stranded in space without any hope of recovery, tweeting increasingly erratically as the supplies run out - ThreadSky

opinionhaver.bsky.social • 16 days ago

you are hoping for an explosion, I am hoping for a severe miscalculation in flight path that leads to him stranded in space without any hope of recovery, tweeting increasingly erratically as the supplies run out

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Boom

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tbestig.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fake tweet, it doesn’t sound like him and I can’t find it on his Twitter.

Also, “next manned flight of Starship” would be the first manned flight, if he was actually willing to make that promise he’d go all in on the glory of declaring he’d be the first one to fly it.

philbeee.bsky.social•16 days ago

The classical destination would be straight into the sun. Admittedly Pluto works just as well.

fresnofred.bsky.social•16 days ago

Homeboy's going to Space Oddity himself.

g026r.leftblank.org•16 days ago

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Elon Musk's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

fresnofred.bsky.social•16 days ago

Earth below us
Getting closer
Falling senseless
Slamming, slamming down

mhairiforrest.bsky.social•16 days ago

NARRATOR: Elon was NOT on the next manned space flight.

currencycat.bsky.social•16 days ago

Hoping most of all for some contrived scenario where he crashlands inside a cave and the only person who can save him is the British rescue diver he libelled as a paedophile in 2018

nessiepurgatory.bsky.social•16 days ago

From your mouth to God’s ears.

kwilsonhfx.bsky.social•16 days ago

The most lol tineline.

jeninmotion.bsky.social•16 days ago

I want the long, slow Titan sub saga of proving rich people like this are actually shitty and not geniuses while he watches everyone lol on Twitter at him.