Anybody notice that if Trump were stoned out of his mind and flying through a full-on fugue, he'd talk exactly like this? - ThreadSky

olbermann.bsky.social • 14 days ago

Anybody notice that if Trump were stoned out of his mind and flying through a full-on fugue, he'd talk exactly like this?

Reposted from Aaron Rupar

Trump on two astronauts stuck in space: "Maybe they'll love each other, I don't know. But they've been left up there. Think of it. And I see the woman with the wild hair. Good solid head of hair she's got. There's no kidding. There's no games with her hair."

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prflip.bsky.social•13 days ago

OMG! They're not Adam and Eve you fucking moron!

jientho.bsky.social•14 days ago

Dementia.

dobieg.bsky.social•14 days ago

The taller the hair, the closer to God.

sapiosimmo.bsky.social•14 days ago

My inbred retard neighbor talks exactly like that.

americaduff.bsky.social•12 days ago

Anyway we can get Trump to go up and take their place?

unklsam2-0.bsky.social•14 days ago

what's up with your unkl @maryltrump.bsky.social

crmomma.bsky.social•13 days ago

WTAF is wrong….sorry forgot who it was for a sec! 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤯

iamabeard.bsky.social•13 days ago

🤮

pdc23.bsky.social•14 days ago

And people watch this and think "yup, he's my President "
We need help 🤦🏼‍♀️

1bigdog.bsky.social•14 days ago

Are you sure it's "if?"

caffeinebattery.bsky.social•14 days ago

If this was Biden the GOP would be going ape shit right now and FOX would be interrupting their regularly scheduled garbage.

This is only month two?!?!?!

stefsvoice.bsky.social•14 days ago

He has a mind? I thought he was programmed by fElon.

catman6.bsky.social•14 days ago

The dementia is being more obvious every day

mixie943.bsky.social•13 days ago

“There’s no games with her hair” he says. Unlike his “hair” where a shredded wheat is in a battle with a plate of Singapore noodles for the right to live on the carcass of a beached walrus!

billr407.bsky.social•14 days ago

Kids - don't do drugs.

freemantheartist.com•13 days ago

Didn’t Ketamusk just blow up another rocket in Florida? I think they’re going to be stuck there for awhile.

tomhalasz.bsky.social•14 days ago

It's performative art while on Adderall. He's getting ready for his Kennedy Center debut

guffmenot.bsky.social•14 days ago

Just give him a stool, a mike and a glass of water. He will get tons of laughs. Either that or his audience of aides and congressmen/women will pay dearly. Fired. Investigated. Spammed, scammed and rammed where the sun don’t shine.

thedestroyer616.bsky.social•14 days ago

Whaddaya mean if!?!
He is fuck'n stoned!
They're giving him all the good stuff!

andthereyouhaveit.bsky.social•14 days ago

Absolutely. Mind gone haywire

imchuckmiller.bsky.social•14 days ago

Funny how he was drifting into fantasy land.

imtrappedintexas.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Insanity

unclevername.bsky.social•14 days ago

What the fuck did I just watch?

codfish99.bsky.social•14 days ago

When we decide to no longer be held hostage by this creature who is using our country as a toy?

woodsywolfman.bsky.social•14 days ago

You expect intelligent discourse? (Rhetorical)

zoeyella.bsky.social•13 days ago

"won't let chip happen" - oops

rafaellawednesday.bsky.social•14 days ago

Elon's starships explode...
I guess his earth vehicles do, too....

smknjohnny17.bsky.social•14 days ago

trump is the idiot savant!

liveadivinelife.bsky.social•14 days ago

WTF?

dadidoc1.bsky.social•14 days ago

That's Trumps way of saying he would have moved on her. When your a star, they let you do it.

whingywelshman.bsky.social•14 days ago

How deeply embarrassing for America that this utter fool sits in the White house

terfra1.bsky.social•14 days ago

He is a total fucking moron.

trigonometrymaster.bsky.social•13 days ago

“Total,” unless he still has a ways to go.

ellavision.bsky.social•14 days ago

When they try to rewrite history, these clips will still be out there and everyone will know who lies.

dransct.bsky.social•14 days ago

Many people are saying he's high as fuck quite often..🤔

crystalwren.bsky.social•14 days ago

He will expect those astronauts to give him a big thank you. Same Oval Office he showed his lack of decorum.

blownmotor.bsky.social•14 days ago

Every single time he talks all I think is WTAF, over and over …

bigbada.bsky.social•14 days ago

Didn’t you hear, we’re putting cover sheets on our GPS reports now?

rocinante1.bsky.social•13 days ago

Gravity is a difficult concept for Tr*** to understand right now.

adamsjw2.bsky.social•14 days ago

Musk should be more careful about leaving his "vitamin-K" lying around in the Oval Office.

kevinhileman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Is Elon shooting him up with his stash of Ketamine?

rjlwis.bsky.social•14 days ago

He is nuts!

trigonometrymaster.bsky.social•13 days ago

I see why he’s so popular with his kind now. He talks like they do. “You know there’s some danger up there…”

chimaima.bsky.social•14 days ago

I honestly can’t listen to him. Prefer to read the bad news coming from him. 😜

123simco.bsky.social•14 days ago

Quick, check his hands for marks!

guffmenot.bsky.social•14 days ago

Doing his rat pack comedy act. He’s never even gotten close to nailing it. You see, he has no sense of humour, he’s getting old and confused, and there’s no actual joke there.
No joke there. He just thinks it’s funny anyway.
He should fuck off and go golfing.

courtneyseward1.bsky.social•14 days ago

WTF is he talking about? What is he trying to say “oh well they have been left up there, she has a great head of hair, so maybe they’ll have a love affair”?!?! Am I interpreting that correctly????😝🤪

cybogoblin.bsky.social•14 days ago

It's been a while, but I don't recall any stoners I've known being that incoherent.

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