The irony here is that the distortion is, it actually makes him look human - ThreadSky

sooty4472.bsky.social•31 days ago

display it at the Kennedy Center for arts sake

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rapbastardz.bsky.social•31 days ago

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rapbastardz.bsky.social•31 days ago

Actual photo

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thecookout.bsky.social•31 days ago

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frankjeweetwelwie.bsky.social•31 days ago

Hahahaha 🤣

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sgrego.bsky.social•31 days ago

Don't forget the whitened circles around his eyes and the white line that goes round his face.🤣😂

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77chrisc.bsky.social•31 days ago

Can they replace it with this one?

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ghostlyshaman.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is actually the real Trump without face paint and fake hair

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angeleyes4914.bsky.social•31 days ago

Pleaseeee!! What a bunch of pansies! They all act like he’s kim jung un!

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vfrankensteen.bsky.social•31 days ago

Somebody fixed Trump's Colorado portrait,

https://i.redd.it/61rns68fqqqe1.jpeg

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desertsquatch.bsky.social•31 days ago

The most least dreadful he's ever looked.

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madjuls.bsky.social•31 days ago

A slimming look for him before the makeup chair. Where’s the issue? Has he looked in the mirror…Does he really want that image?

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thecookout.bsky.social•31 days ago

Sick that he would prefer a mug shot over a humanized portrait.

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thecookout.bsky.social•31 days ago

He is disturbingly other-worldly…

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anneke7.bsky.social•31 days ago

Omg you’re right

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lmc55g95.bsky.social•31 days ago

Take it down. Never replace it.

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kevanaponte.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's a bad painting. Artists put their emotions into their work and this one sees Trump like this.

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jisthor.bsky.social•31 days ago

Almost…

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cocolu.bsky.social•31 days ago

I thought he never looked so good—for him.

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gregdiamondesq.bsky.social•31 days ago

It looks like half-Trump, half-Jed Bartlet. No wonder he’s hurtingz!

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loripeterson.bsky.social•31 days ago

It makes him look fatter. Then, he actually is. Lol

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yesthatstevengrant.bsky.social•31 days ago

He doesn't WANT to look human. He wants to look like a Tom of Finland fantasy...

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celen51.bsky.social•30 days ago

I know, right? He’s not even Orange.

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fenderjazzmd80.bsky.social•31 days ago

Honestly, it looks like AI slop if you prompted “J Donald Vance portrait”

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demodisping.bsky.social•31 days ago

They just used the wrong shade of ochre.

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ipmac.bsky.social•31 days ago

“Fragile baby throws tantrum until his rattle is returned.”

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flash739.bsky.social•30 days ago

He looks like Bon who manages a local Arby's. No offense to any Bob that actually manages any Arby's.

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michaelcpaul.bsky.social•31 days ago

Well, he is too thin and not or enough.

Are they gonna put up a portrait of President Musk instead?

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stoshm.bsky.social•31 days ago

it will be replaced by one of those AI NFTs where he has the body of Sylvester Stallone & is wearing a crown & a red clock w/ ermine trim

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wuwei2024.bsky.social•31 days ago

Normal-ish.

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jdpilot.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's because of the Vance fat-boy cheeks, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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bingo46.bsky.social•31 days ago

He looks like he's been combined with JD Vance.

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yeah-right.bsky.social•31 days ago

such a child. this portrait was approved by the repuglicans before it was unveiled. but if he hates it so much, i’d be happy to torch it for him.

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rckymtn.bsky.social•31 days ago

Meh 😑
It would make a good dart board
🎯

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lmrla.bsky.social•31 days ago

How about this one?

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sooty4472.bsky.social•31 days ago

a hard day on the golf course

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southst1.bsky.social•31 days ago

Melania must be desperate for money to be with man boobs

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pspdiver.bsky.social•31 days ago

You shouldn't share dick pics online.

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wensicia.bsky.social•31 days ago

In its place , they should hang the portrait Trump keeps in the attic.

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flossallan.bsky.social•31 days ago

Except Dorian gray didn’t become decrepit , only the portrait did.

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328chauncey.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's referred to as Ozempic puffy syndrome.

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ogsaigonbond.bsky.social•31 days ago

He should be flattered that the artist left out his huge vagina neck...

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sonjafw.bsky.social•31 days ago

He has a "nunt"

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ogsaigonbond.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤮🤣

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ogsaigonbond.bsky.social•31 days ago

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155345595651800&id=10155345595651800

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izzysdad1.bsky.social•30 days ago

He could be the most popular guy in the cell block with that

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paulballen.bsky.social•31 days ago

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assistivetechchick.bsky.social•30 days ago

This one reminds me of a Garbage Pail Kid. 🤣

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babayaga52.bsky.social•31 days ago

Yep. He looks way too normal and less orange.

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southst1.bsky.social•31 days ago

Beaver face

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majortom70.bsky.social•31 days ago

What about the hostages?

https://apple.news/AgChEaiLWRrG0n4WBjxduVQ

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jondmaas.bsky.social•31 days ago

As Sondheim once wrote, "It must be the lighting."

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billyofohio.bsky.social•31 days ago

Shouldn’t be there in the first place unless everyone is a Felon hanging there

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starofwesttx.bsky.social•31 days ago

This man spent last night on this. This was his priority.

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cinnamongirl52.bsky.social•30 days ago

It's literally exactly what he looks like

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fktvtwipsy.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wait until JD sees his portrait.

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yourbeautifulbrain.bsky.social•30 days ago

Looking human is WHY he hates it.
Put a gold crown on it and he’ll see what he likes!

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waynesp.bsky.social•31 days ago

Since he's not orange in the painting, he kinda looks like Lou Dobbs.

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contrary1.bsky.social•31 days ago

When Dobbs was still alive…or right now?

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waynesp.bsky.social•31 days ago

Good point. Body like alive Lou, mind like dead Lou.

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wags1680.bsky.social•31 days ago

Doesn't look orange or pudgy enough.

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dsolomonesq.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is turning out as "The Picture of Dorian Grey" in reverse. The picture gets better and better, and the person just gets more abysmally ugly.

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madisonian76.bsky.social•31 days ago

Looks like he just had his wisdom teeth pulled!!😂😂

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izzysdad1.bsky.social•30 days ago

Does this portrait make me look fat and orange? Yes because you are

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drramblings.bsky.social•31 days ago

If Lindsay Graham had a wild one-night stand w a garbage bag full of diarrhea and cancer.

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andrewhazlett.bsky.social•31 days ago

Suggested replacement
Credit: https://wefail.art/collections/frontpage/donald-trump

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chattanoogajack.bsky.social•31 days ago

Probably the most considerate image of him! Out there! Could have been a Trump baby balloon!

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kheperaankh.bsky.social•31 days ago

Judge for yourself.....🤔

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corizz.bsky.social•31 days ago

lol that picture is better then an actual picture of orange make up man. haha

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kevy135.bsky.social•30 days ago

Actually the portrait is missing some chins

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friendo-101.bsky.social•30 days ago

You mean the loose folds that form his neck vag. Pretty sure he likes grabbing that.

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assistivetechchick.bsky.social•30 days ago

You mean his Nussy?

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friendo-101.bsky.social•30 days ago

Yes’m 😺

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contrary1.bsky.social•31 days ago

Good grief, he’s whining about a picture that’s been up since 2019. Could he be any more pathetic?

https://www.cpr.org/show-segment/meet-the-colorado-artist-who-paints-the-presidents/

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kathysts.bsky.social•31 days ago

I pick this one

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bbz20321.bsky.social•31 days ago

He just likes his mugshot better.

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marniesworld.bsky.social•31 days ago

Maybe they can replace it with this much more realistic depiction.

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assistivetechchick.bsky.social•30 days ago

I really hope someone can sneak in and start replacing it with some of these. Just have it printed on a sheet or a thin piece of canvas and drape it over. 🤣

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ltcmarcpaul.bsky.social•31 days ago

No picture of Felon J Trump is always better than any picture of Felon J Trump

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cavalrysword.bsky.social•31 days ago

Keith, when was your last eye exam?

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sadell.bsky.social•31 days ago

Not possible .

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snickersthecat.bsky.social•31 days ago

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plc2024.bsky.social•31 days ago

almost human

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jamesschilf.bsky.social•31 days ago

He wants more orange, comb over and more nunt
Don't make him look like Lou Dobbs

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eevw.xyz•31 days ago

He likes his mug shot very much. Why not frame it and be done with it? That should be a fun fact for our history books. Oh, and quite appropriate.

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jack-isle.bsky.social•30 days ago

Also, oddly, like John Ashcroft, who truly should be offended.

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wertheimer.bsky.social•31 days ago

Looks like Lindsey Graham's uncle.

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see-in-pink.bsky.social•31 days ago

They should frame a copy of his mugshot. He was really proud of that.

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urband1.bsky.social•31 days ago

Looks like a cross between him and Lindsay

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djangounlame.bsky.social•31 days ago

And everyone else is the snowflake 🙄

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hegelsjh.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wait..Wait, I fixed it!!!

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loisincolorado.bsky.social•31 days ago

Burn it. Who needs it there anyway?

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redarrow5150.bsky.social•31 days ago

The Kramer

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