What are some good insults to use on Monkeys? I’m going to the zoo later today. - ThreadSky

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supermills.bsky.social • 4 days ago

What are some good insults to use on Monkeys?

I’m going to the zoo later today.

"Donald Trump is your cousin"

“What up, shitslingers?”

Dummy Kong

"You lot? Writing Shakespeare? In your fucking dreams, pal!"

Nice brain to body mass ratio

hehehe, stupid monkeys.

They haven't even invented a cubic matrix of spherical neodymium magnets in which to swallow and get sepsis from. Idiots

I hate every ape I see

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

You'll never be my prime mate.

Gimpanzee

Flip it off!

ugly foul thing

Looks like somebody's ancestors forgot to evolve...

Nice rudimentary use of "tools", losers

You're barely sentient

“Hey, where’s ya Mama? She needs to come pick the bugs out of yer fur!”

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